So, pornmas is over and you can view the completed masterlist/advent calendar
here. There will be no porn spamming your flists for a while, but I want this holiday to go out with a bang. All holidays should go out with a bang, I think, or maybe a blow-out. Oh! I've got it! BLOWJOB BLOW-OUT.
Comment with a pairing+place* and I'll give you a blowjob. I mean. I'll write you a blowjob. :D
You can repeat pairings as many times as you like, but try not to repeat places for pairings if at all possible.
As always when I do stupid writing memes like this, you may request anything (including femslash. you can give girls blowjobs, okay?), even if you're not entirely certain I'm familiar with it. I will write you something with the power of wikipedia if I'm not familiar with it, I'm very good at it!
This offer good until New Year's Eve.
* Because this is my post and I'm the one writing these, the following things also count as places: any fic/universe I have previously written (or that's on the
amnesty list), any one specific music video, sex pollen, genderswap, body switching.)
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