[pornmas] masterlist/advent calendar
Oh hey I won NaNo now I can post this.
So it's the holiday season. People celebrate a lot of stuff, but I think we can agree that everyone likes porn - right? Right. So, this year, help me celebrate the 25 Days of Pornmas! And by that I mean I am going to post 1 piece of porn ~500 words or more every day in December until Christmas. Some of them are Kink Bingo fills, some of them are me clearing shit out as part of Thanksgiving Amnesty, some of them are kink meme fills . . . But they're all totally filthy porn. It'll be awesome, okay guys? And then, on Christmas, something awesome besides porn might happen but I don't actually know if it will yet, being as I'm kind of making this shit up as I go along.
Anyway, there's an Advent Calendar under the cut. Nothing works because it's not December yet. I'm just taunting you, really.
And if you're like "fuck, this crazy child is going to clog up my fl with porn for the next 25 days"? Blame teh_slush, 'cause she's the one who's been pestering me all November to write porn and I was like "but I have NaNo!" and then we made a trade so I do Pornmas, she gets all her porn, the world is a beautiful place.
On this particular masterlist, the table below will take you to the dreamwidth links, and the links underneath it will take you to the livejournal ones. :D
The Great Pornmas Advent Calendar
Masterlist
Day 1, a TransAm fetish: Vehicle Threesome Sex | Killjoys | Kobra Kid/Jet Star(/Fun Ghoul) | vehicular
Day 2, a suspicious lack of f's: A Study in Word Choice (No ****ing Way) | BBC!Sherlock | Sherlock/John | cannot use F
Day 3, lots of awesome piercings: ribbons through rings | Bandom | Spencer/Brendon | (corset) piercings
Day 4, really gratuitous blowjobs: lips like rubies | HSM | Ryan/Chad | oral fixation
Day 5, ORGIES: your lips a perfect “suck me” size | Bandom | Panic!GSF |orgies
Day 6, ridiculous bunk sex: Heartbeat to Heartbeat (The Physical Impossibilities of Bunk Sex) | Bandom | Ryan/Spencer | confined
Day 7, nonsensical waxplay: Candle on the Drawer | Bandom | Gabe/Gerard | waxplay
Day 8, a NaNo excerpt: excerpt from Straight Croquet in the Sky | Original | Jonah/Miles | frantic sex
Day 9, sex with a reflection: everything I do is flipped | Bandom | William/William | mirrors
Day 10, powerglove love: Everything Else is Child's Play | Killjoys | Kobra Kid/Party Poison | breathplay
Day 11, some random Cityverse: get on your knees (if you want to reach the top) | Bandom | Gabe/William | prostitution
Day 12, songs doing bondage: Just Another Tuesday | Her Words Destroyed My Planet/Lullaby(/Rehab) | bondage (wrist/ankle)
Day 13, some damn flithy princesses: Love Potion #9 | Filthiest Princess | Lyn-Z/Gerard/Frank | drugs/aprodisiacs
Day 14, a little bit of quiet: touch, taste, feel | HSM | Ryan/Chad | silence
Day 15, introspective psuedo-bondage: don't be sad when the sun comes up | Youtube Slash | Alex Day/Tom Milsom | bondage (held down)
Day 16, asexuality (with bonus bondage): starfishes in the sky | Original | Girl/Guy, Girl/Girl | asexuality
Day 17, garden-variety incest: erasing every line we know | Bandom | Mikey/Gerard | sleepy/unconcious
Day 18, vampires being dirty: meant to be dirty | Bandom/16 candles | Beckett/Urie/Carden | Bloodplay
Day 19, smeary body art: symphonies on your skin | Youtube Slash | Tom Milsom/Alex Day | writing on the body
Day 20, virgin gangbangs: no one, no one, no one but you | Bandom | MyChem GSF | virginity/celibacy
Day 21, a little bit of roleplay: if I fall (catch me at the end of the world | Bandom | Mikey/Ray | historical roleplay
Day 22, meta non-con: mutilate, maim, and destroy (just a tad) | Bandom/Killjoys | Korse/Gerard | genital torture
Day 23, some glittery painplay: take the pain, take the pleasure | Glitter Herpes | Adam/Chad/Ryan | painplay (other)
Day 24, sugary sex: past even these extremes | Bandom | alwaysagirl!Jon/Ryan | food
Day 25, even more gangbangs: cosmic latte tangerine | Youtube Slash | SOA GSF | gangbangs
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