[KinKi Fic] Compensation Settlement
This actually started out as a number of mini-drafts that I got stuck on until I took all seriousness out and put Nakai-senpai in. =P; It's still short and pointless though..
Disclaimer: This writing is fictional and has no commercial purpose. Characters are real persons belonging to themselves.
Pairing: Vaguely KinKi Kids
Genre: Humor, fluff
Rating: G
Summary: Utaban. Kouichi was charged with negligence (of his partner).
[Edited 12 Mar 2010]
---
Compensation Settlement
Kouichi frowned at his phone.
Tsuyoshi swallowed the food in his mouth before asking, "What's the matter?"
Kouichi looked up from the mail. "Does your phone have a camera?"
"Yeah, of course." Tsuyoshi took out his mobile. "Yours don't? When was the last time you changed the model?"
Shrugging off the question, Kouichi stood up and walked to Tsuyoshi's side of the table. "Can you take a picture of us both?"
Tsuyoshi blinked at him. "What for? That's gross."
Kouichi parked his face beside Tsuyoshi's chair. "Nakai-san just replied. He wanted evidence."
--
"Kouichi." Nakai shook his head in disappointment. "Look at the sweet things Tsuyoshi said about you here. Then on the same magazine, you talked about tyres instead?"
Kouichi eyed Tsuyoshi, laughing. "Well..."
Tsuyoshi snickered. "I gave up hope long ago."
Kouichi looked at him innocently. "But if I responded, it would take away the novelty, wouldn't it?"
"What novelty? How rude." Tsuyoshi huffed. "I meant all I said there, you know."
"I know," Kouichi said. "I'm saying I don't need to say the same things anymore."
Nakai pounced. "So if he stops, you will do it?"
Kouichi shrunk away quickly. "I never said..."
Ishibashi contemplated the case. "Then you mean you're keeping quiet so that Tsuyoshi will keep talking like that?"
Tsuyoshi pounded his palm. "So I've been baited all this time!"
Kouichi laughed helplessly. "Wait, that conclusion is--"
Tsuyoshi turned to Nakai. "See, he's leaving most of the work to me like this. I should start taking half of his pay."
"Why are you complaining to us?" Ishibashi was amused. "Tell that to Johnny-san."
"Settle it among yourselves, you," Nakai barked. "Kouichi." He pointed an authoritative finger. "Take Tsuyoshi out to eat."
--
"...is what you said, but you insisted on paying in the end."
Nakai smirked. "Because Kouichi had to be a polite kid and invited us along."
Ishibashi peeked at the screen of Nakai's phone. "Oh, you made them go on another meal?"
Nakai's grin grew wider. "Look at them looking all uncomfortable."
Ishibashi laughed. "I don't think Tsuyoshi will consider this a compensation."
"I never intend it to be," Nakai replied cheerfully as he pressed Forward.
---
Edit: Rereading this, I just realized how ambiguous English can be when combined with a dirty mind. ("Take Tsuyoshi out to eat.") =PP
Disclaimer: This writing is fictional and has no commercial purpose. Characters are real persons belonging to themselves.
Pairing: Vaguely KinKi Kids
Genre: Humor, fluff
Rating: G
Summary: Utaban. Kouichi was charged with negligence (of his partner).
[Edited 12 Mar 2010]
---
Compensation Settlement
Kouichi frowned at his phone.
Tsuyoshi swallowed the food in his mouth before asking, "What's the matter?"
Kouichi looked up from the mail. "Does your phone have a camera?"
"Yeah, of course." Tsuyoshi took out his mobile. "Yours don't? When was the last time you changed the model?"
Shrugging off the question, Kouichi stood up and walked to Tsuyoshi's side of the table. "Can you take a picture of us both?"
Tsuyoshi blinked at him. "What for? That's gross."
Kouichi parked his face beside Tsuyoshi's chair. "Nakai-san just replied. He wanted evidence."
--
"Kouichi." Nakai shook his head in disappointment. "Look at the sweet things Tsuyoshi said about you here. Then on the same magazine, you talked about tyres instead?"
Kouichi eyed Tsuyoshi, laughing. "Well..."
Tsuyoshi snickered. "I gave up hope long ago."
Kouichi looked at him innocently. "But if I responded, it would take away the novelty, wouldn't it?"
"What novelty? How rude." Tsuyoshi huffed. "I meant all I said there, you know."
"I know," Kouichi said. "I'm saying I don't need to say the same things anymore."
Nakai pounced. "So if he stops, you will do it?"
Kouichi shrunk away quickly. "I never said..."
Ishibashi contemplated the case. "Then you mean you're keeping quiet so that Tsuyoshi will keep talking like that?"
Tsuyoshi pounded his palm. "So I've been baited all this time!"
Kouichi laughed helplessly. "Wait, that conclusion is--"
Tsuyoshi turned to Nakai. "See, he's leaving most of the work to me like this. I should start taking half of his pay."
"Why are you complaining to us?" Ishibashi was amused. "Tell that to Johnny-san."
"Settle it among yourselves, you," Nakai barked. "Kouichi." He pointed an authoritative finger. "Take Tsuyoshi out to eat."
--
"...is what you said, but you insisted on paying in the end."
Nakai smirked. "Because Kouichi had to be a polite kid and invited us along."
Ishibashi peeked at the screen of Nakai's phone. "Oh, you made them go on another meal?"
Nakai's grin grew wider. "Look at them looking all uncomfortable."
Ishibashi laughed. "I don't think Tsuyoshi will consider this a compensation."
"I never intend it to be," Nakai replied cheerfully as he pressed Forward.
---
Edit: Rereading this, I just realized how ambiguous English can be when combined with a dirty mind. ("Take Tsuyoshi out to eat.") =PP