Title: What did I miss?
Fandom: Mis Snow Man, Kis-My-Ft2
Pairings/Characters: Abe Ryohei, Nikaido Takashi, Senga Kento cameos of others. Nisen, pretty much? (hints of SnowmanxAbe but in an innocent way and hints of other pairings)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really...maybe a "might induce LOLing"? idk
Disclaimer: Not mine. Owned by J&A.
A/N: Written for
flailinginlove because I ♥ her a whole lot!! *squish* She requested more MSM and Kis-My-Ft2 in the vampire high school universe I've written about, so here goes. :D
Also, the inspiration for this partially came from her...and
mousapelli ♥! The special dedication of this goes to
snowqueenofhoth because it's NiSen fic and...ah just read it for yourself. ;)
Abe breathed in deeply and sighed. It had been a while since he’d come to school. His teacher had taken him on a study trip and they had travelled all over the country for a couple of months.
Spotting his circle of friends - plus some extensions apparently - he jogged over to join them. “Hey!”
“Abecchi!!!!!!” he found himself with an armful of vampires, demons, humans and whoever else had wanted to join at that moment. “We missed you!”
“Haha, I missed you guys, too. Did I miss anything?” Abe laughed, happy to get such a warm welcome.
Nikaido just snorted at the group of them. “Circle jerk.”
“Actually we never managed a full circle. It looks more like a crooked M…”
“I…did NOT want to know that,” Nikaido glared at the knot around Abe. “As for missing anything, it wasn’t much really, the usual. Although… Wait there was one thing! Kenpi help me out here.”
“Nh?”
“We’re going to re-enact for Abe what went down. You know, THAT.”
“Oh!” Senga nodded. “Okay!” he nodded.
Abe blinked but then sat down and watched the two other males set up. It wasn’t hard to guess who the two of them were mimicking because the way Senga tried to style his hair was a dead giveaway.
Nikaido pretended to make a dramatic entrance into a room. “Fujigaya-sensei!”
“You again, Kitayama-sensei? What the hell did you do this time?” Senga mimicked the tone annoyance .
Stalking over to the bench where Senga was sitting, Nikaido sat down next to the other, straddling the bench. He grabbed Senga’s hand and put it over his chest. “There’s something wrong with me here. And I know only you are able to fix it.”
“Kitayama…”
“Hiromitsu, call me Hiromitsu, Taipi-sensei,” Nikaido breathed.
Senga grabbed hold of Nikaido’s hand dramatically. He pretended to overly pine for Nikaido. “Hiromitsu! I thought you’d never…”
“Oh Taipi, please don’t cry! I’m sorry it took me so long to realize…” he gently cupped Senga’s cheek and leaned in closer.
Senga touched Nikaido’s cheek back, “You’re crying yourself, stupid…”
“Hiromitsu! Take me…and make me feel like it was the first time all over again. You’ll be my first and my last!”
“Swear your eternal, undying love for me, Taipi…”
“You do it first, Hiromitsu!”
Suddenly the temperature around them seemed to drop by about a dozen degrees and darkness seemed to creep towards the group.
The corner of Sakuma’s mouth twitched, “…you better run…”
Abe laughed dryly, “Uh huh. I’d say…you’re so dead…if you…well, weren’t already dead.”
Not too far away from them, a seething Fujigaya was standing at the door to the covered lunch area.
“Nikaido! Senga!” he hollered across the open space.
“Ehehe…see you around guys,” Nikaido grabbed Senga’s hand. “Let’s go, Kenpi!” The pair fled, Fujigaya hot on their heels.
Abe and the rest of them held their breaths until the trio was gone. Releasing his breath again, Abe then asked his remaining friends, “So uhm…what did I REALLY miss, guys?”
The End
*goes to hide under the couch* XD
I admit this is a bit of an insider...while I'm sure that most of you will know where the circle jerk thing comes from, the rest might not be quite as clear...so here, have cuts from the original conversation:
flailinginlove: So are you [
snowqueenofhoth) saying when I FINALLY write you epic fic of Hiro gently deflowering Taipi, you won't tell me how much you love it? D:
mousapelli: Do they confess and then cry?
[omitted]
kira_shadow: What, you don't want to read about Hiropi's and Fujipi's eternal love and tears of joy?
XD
If this hadn't been sneaky fic, I'd have called it "Kiss and Cry" (from S.O.KISS) *bricked*