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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

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[mothersandsuns]

[Wagging her tail and looking interested in what her rating is!

It might help that her markings are back. If you can perceive spiritual sorts of things, that is. Or if you believe.]

[kinpika]

[Did I mention that I hate gods while being god. Because I hate gods while being a god. Not that Gil knows or anything but MONGRELS.]

What do you want, Canine?

[mothersandsuns]

[Ammy doesn't hate anyone! Except maybe Orochi and Ninetails and Yami and all that. Gilgamesh would have to work hard and curse a lot of places to be on their level.

For now she just whines in disappointment.]

[kinpika]

[mfw I have all the weapons used to kill orochi]

This is for humans, you fool. No one wishes to have relations with an animal.

[tsunslut]

You're the fool, fool!

*Len giggles a little bit, taking another drink of her wine. What her totally smashed? No never!*

[kinpika]

What makes you think a woman has the right to judge on intelligence?!

[my loling face]

[tsunslut]

Because I'm better than any other woman. Isn't that obvious? I'm the best! Much better than her!

[kinpika]

Who happens to be "her"?

[fatesjanitor]

[Walking back home after getting his bow back from the post office and...

Why is the feeling of dread suddenly following him. Like something really annoying is about to happen. ...Probably just his imagination.]

[kinpika]

[laughing....loudly.]

A four! Hahaha, fakes lose points before they even cross the starting line!

[fatesjanitor]

[...Don't even turn your head to him Archer. Don't even do it. No idea what Gilgamesh is even hollering about, so just ignore him. That's going to piss him off more than anything.

But he does stop when he hears that. Wondering if he heard the wind.]

[kinpika]

What? No witty comment you've drawn from the bowels of history, Archer?

[kinpika]

Haha! Perhaps a seven but that's as far as a half-breed can go!

[kinpika]

Seeing as a one is what I would consider average, you would feel honored.

[onlythesong]

[There is an extremely fat cat following Mashiro.

Ugh. Him. Her day is ruined. She keeps walking.]

[kinpika]

Eight out of ten.

[onlythesong]

[la la la keep walking]

[kinpika]

Are you running away, Queen?