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[kinpika]

[So...a king and a cat were sitting on a porch drinking wine. This is clearly the path to a joke, right? WHO KNOWS but they've both been drinking for a while. You can tell because Gil is outside without a shirt but has awesome tattoos and White Len is wearing pajamas.

Even worse, they're eying up every passerby, including you.]

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[mothersandsuns]

[Wagging her tail and looking interested in what her rating is!

It might help that her markings are back. If you can perceive spiritual sorts of things, that is. Or if you believe.]

[kinpika]

[Did I mention that I hate gods while being god. Because I hate gods while being a god. Not that Gil knows or anything but MONGRELS.]

What do you want, Canine?

[mothersandsuns]

[Ammy doesn't hate anyone! Except maybe Orochi and Ninetails and Yami and all that. Gilgamesh would have to work hard and curse a lot of places to be on their level.

For now she just whines in disappointment.]

[kinpika]

[mfw I have all the weapons used to kill orochi]

This is for humans, you fool. No one wishes to have relations with an animal.

[mothersandsuns]

[An indignant yelp. No fair excluding her from what is obviously a competition! She doesn't care about relations, she cares about winning.]

[kinpika]

Come back when you have an attractive face and then we can talk.

[mothersandsuns]

[She lolls her tongue out, pants cheerfully for a bit, then trots up to Gilgamesh and starts peeing on his shoes.]

[kinpika]

[His vision is kinda blurry so he's like what the hell is the mongrel doing? Oh, pissing...as expected of mongrels. GIVE HIM A MINUTE.]

[mothersandsuns]

[There, she's finished. Ammy starts to trot away.]

1/3

[kinpika]

....

[kinpika]

...! Why is my leg warm?

[brb looking]

[kinpika]

...YOU DARE SOIL ME, YOU MONGREL?!

[SWORDS. SWORDS FLYING EVERYWHERE. But he's drunk enough that by everywhere, I mean more like a badly aimed shotgun and awkward directions that aren't the right way.]

[mothersandsuns]

[Thaaaaat's unexpected. It's like facing Blight again, but worse! Well--Blight with no aim. Ammy yelps in surprise, leaps, then rolls to dodge the swords. She turns back to face Gilgamesh and growls. Well, if you wanted a fight you should have said so!

Drunk dimensional sword-master versus god without her powers? Probably for a limited audience at best.]

[kinpika]

[A ripple in the air opens to his back and right, revealing the sword Kusanagi. He reaches to grab it without looking and

wiffs.]

[mothersandsuns]

[Now's her chance! Ammy leaps to try to grab Kusanagi's hilt with her mouth.

No, she doesn't feel guilty about fighting a drunken foe. She's totally done it before.]

[kinpika]

[And the sword harmlessly shatters in her mouth. Sorry, Ammy, but noble phantasms can only be wielded by their owners.]

Not only a mongrel but a horrid thief?