Jon Stewart is calling the whole thing "Clustershag to 10 Downing" and I want you to write a "clustershag" fic.
Extra credit if you can work in: "David, your fish have no chips, Nick your bangers have no mash, and if I may say, both David and Nick, your dicks, both spotted. All right, let's move on."
Cleggbama? Clegg would show up and Obama would be all "LOL, you the new guy? Oh, the ASSISTANT new guy? Hm. I needed a new footstool. Assume the position." And Clegg is all being human furniture and shit and Obama is just lauuuughing
WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME KINK I NEVER LIKED RPF BEFORE BRITISH POLITICS THIS IS YOUR FAULT
(He totes would though. And do the dance with all his awesome liberal mates to a "uhhhhh" result from the Conservative cabinet apart from BoJo who would be GROOVING LIKE A MAD FUCK.)
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Extra credit if you can work in: "David, your fish have no chips, Nick your bangers have no mash, and if I may say, both David and Nick, your dicks, both spotted. All right, let's move on."
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*gags self to stop this addiction*
THERE IS CLEGGBAMA PROMPTS OH GOD WHAT THIS FANDOM
///so ASHAMED
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Cleggbama? Clegg would show up and Obama would be all "LOL, you the new guy? Oh, the ASSISTANT new guy? Hm. I needed a new footstool. Assume the position." And Clegg is all being human furniture and shit and Obama is just lauuuughing
WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME KINK I NEVER LIKED RPF BEFORE BRITISH POLITICS THIS IS YOUR FAULT
OH GOD ITS CANON: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166212/Nick-Cleggs-spin-Obama-visit.html
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There's a good ship for Hilary/David Miliband (possible Labour leader/previously Foreign Sec)
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(He totes would though. And do the dance with all his awesome liberal mates to a "uhhhhh" result from the Conservative cabinet apart from BoJo who would be GROOVING LIKE A MAD FUCK.)
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