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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:01:58 UTC
Jon Stewart is calling the whole thing "Clustershag to 10 Downing" and I want you to write a "clustershag" fic.

Extra credit if you can work in: "David, your fish have no chips, Nick your bangers have no mash, and if I may say, both David and Nick, your dicks, both spotted. All right, let's move on."

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:05:10 UTC
mrpphhh there is actually a kink meme for Clameron temptation to prompt RISING

*gags self to stop this addiction*

THERE IS CLEGGBAMA PROMPTS OH GOD WHAT THIS FANDOM

///so ASHAMED

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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:08:49 UTC
doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitclusteeeeeershag.

Cleggbama? Clegg would show up and Obama would be all "LOL, you the new guy? Oh, the ASSISTANT new guy? Hm. I needed a new footstool. Assume the position." And Clegg is all being human furniture and shit and Obama is just lauuuughing

WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME KINK I NEVER LIKED RPF BEFORE BRITISH POLITICS THIS IS YOUR FAULT

OH GOD ITS CANON: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166212/Nick-Cleggs-spin-Obama-visit.html

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:12:19 UTC
I KNOW I KNOW I'M SO SORRY I NEVER WANTED TO GO BACK TO THIS BUT CLEGG IS CHEKOVIAN IN HIS PRETTINESS' CONTROL OVER ME GAHHHH

There's a good ship for Hilary/David Miliband (possible Labour leader/previously Foreign Sec)

Example:


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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:17:57 UTC
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT MACRO BUT GOOD JESUS IT IS MAKING ME LAUGHHHHHH.

I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU THE DAILY SHOW WHERE JOHN OLIVER (SENIOR BRITISH PERSON) TALKS ABOUT HOW YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO GO ALL "GAY WEDDING" WITH YOUR INAUGURATIONS AND INSINUATES THAT DAVID CAMERON WILL BE SHOT OUT OF A CANNON WHEN HE IS NO LONGER IN OFFICE.

I JUST JOINED UK_LOLITICS I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:21:37 UTC
I KNOW JON OLIVER HE WASN'T VERY FUNNY SO WE GAVE HIM TO YOU OH NO DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

HA HA HA I WILL SEE YOU THERE, BB, ALSO, THOUGH, THERE TOTALLY ISN'T ANOTHER COMM (lolitics-meme) WHICH IS FULL OF PORNS

pshhhhhhhhh basically the SCARY BALD GUY is our new Foreign Secretary and the shiny-haired dipshit is Miliband. Going from that to that must be a shock .___.

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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:25:20 UTC
HAY WE LIKE HIM JUST BECUASE HE DOESN'T GO AROUND IN LADIE'S CLOTHING DOESN'T MEAN HE ISN'T FUNNY. BRITISH PEOPLE. I SWEAR.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE BAD KINK BAD. ILU.

BB, we went from

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:27:26 UTC
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN THIS FIGHT.


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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:29:40 UTC
UM SOMEONE (IDK, JON STEWART? HE'S THE ONLY PERSON I LISTEN TO APPARENTLY) POINTED OUT THAT CLEGGERON LOOK LIKE A BEFORE/AFTER DIET AD AND/OR THE WORST DISNEY SPIN-OFF EVER. "THE BRITISH LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY"

ALSO OMG THE SOFT FOCUS THEY'RE IN LOOOOOOVE.

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:33:16 UTC
Nick is checkin' out what the "coalition package" will be for his stay in 10 Downing Street, IYKWIM.

THEY USED TO LOOK LIKE THAT TO ME BUT NOW I LOVE NICK TOO MUCH TO THINK OF HIM AS CAMERON. Nickkkk you adorbs liberal fool<3

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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:36:14 UTC
I THINK CLEGG IS CHECKING OUT THE 10 ON CAMERON'S DOWNING STREET OHHHHYEAAAAAHHH.

HE IS SO ADORBS I WANT TO PINCH HIS ANIMEBOY CHEEKS.

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:37:51 UTC
The british media do not know the slash no-no of making one half of the pairing a TREMENDOUS UKE so Clegg is the blushing bride in all metaphors.

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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:40:29 UTC
Must... not photoshop.. deputy prime minister... into madonna's like a virgin video....

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:51:10 UTC
psh, girl, he's had 30 women stroke his hair and play makeup with him.

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_samalander May 14 2010, 16:52:25 UTC
Oh, Cleggos. Cleggy. Clegginstein. That's such a little number also I still don't know why you told anyone that, your pillow is not 29 women, and Cameron is a man.

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kinkme May 14 2010, 16:53:43 UTC
I go for Cleggeroni. It's like a pizza!

hahahaha your pillow is not 29 women, I REALLY WISH I COULD MAKE ICONS WHICH DIDN'T LOOK SHIT.

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