Jon Stewart is calling the whole thing "Clustershag to 10 Downing" and I want you to write a "clustershag" fic.
Extra credit if you can work in: "David, your fish have no chips, Nick your bangers have no mash, and if I may say, both David and Nick, your dicks, both spotted. All right, let's move on."
Cleggbama? Clegg would show up and Obama would be all "LOL, you the new guy? Oh, the ASSISTANT new guy? Hm. I needed a new footstool. Assume the position." And Clegg is all being human furniture and shit and Obama is just lauuuughing
WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME KINK I NEVER LIKED RPF BEFORE BRITISH POLITICS THIS IS YOUR FAULT
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT MACRO BUT GOOD JESUS IT IS MAKING ME LAUGHHHHHH.
I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU THE DAILY SHOW WHERE JOHN OLIVER (SENIOR BRITISH PERSON) TALKS ABOUT HOW YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO GO ALL "GAY WEDDING" WITH YOUR INAUGURATIONS AND INSINUATES THAT DAVID CAMERON WILL BE SHOT OUT OF A CANNON WHEN HE IS NO LONGER IN OFFICE.
I KNOW JON OLIVER HE WASN'T VERY FUNNY SO WE GAVE HIM TO YOU OH NO DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD.
HA HA HA I WILL SEE YOU THERE, BB, ALSO, THOUGH, THERE TOTALLY ISN'T ANOTHER COMM (lolitics-meme) WHICH IS FULL OF PORNS
pshhhhhhhhh basically the SCARY BALD GUY is our new Foreign Secretary and the shiny-haired dipshit is Miliband. Going from that to that must be a shock .___.
UM SOMEONE (IDK, JON STEWART? HE'S THE ONLY PERSON I LISTEN TO APPARENTLY) POINTED OUT THAT CLEGGERON LOOK LIKE A BEFORE/AFTER DIET AD AND/OR THE WORST DISNEY SPIN-OFF EVER. "THE BRITISH LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY"
Oh, Cleggos. Cleggy. Clegginstein. That's such a little number also I still don't know why you told anyone that, your pillow is not 29 women, and Cameron is a man.
Extra credit if you can work in: "David, your fish have no chips, Nick your bangers have no mash, and if I may say, both David and Nick, your dicks, both spotted. All right, let's move on."
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*gags self to stop this addiction*
THERE IS CLEGGBAMA PROMPTS OH GOD WHAT THIS FANDOM
///so ASHAMED
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Cleggbama? Clegg would show up and Obama would be all "LOL, you the new guy? Oh, the ASSISTANT new guy? Hm. I needed a new footstool. Assume the position." And Clegg is all being human furniture and shit and Obama is just lauuuughing
WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME KINK I NEVER LIKED RPF BEFORE BRITISH POLITICS THIS IS YOUR FAULT
OH GOD ITS CANON: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166212/Nick-Cleggs-spin-Obama-visit.html
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There's a good ship for Hilary/David Miliband (possible Labour leader/previously Foreign Sec)
Example:
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I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU THE DAILY SHOW WHERE JOHN OLIVER (SENIOR BRITISH PERSON) TALKS ABOUT HOW YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO GO ALL "GAY WEDDING" WITH YOUR INAUGURATIONS AND INSINUATES THAT DAVID CAMERON WILL BE SHOT OUT OF A CANNON WHEN HE IS NO LONGER IN OFFICE.
I JUST JOINED UK_LOLITICS I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.
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HA HA HA I WILL SEE YOU THERE, BB, ALSO, THOUGH, THERE TOTALLY ISN'T ANOTHER COMM (lolitics-meme) WHICH IS FULL OF PORNS
pshhhhhhhhh basically the SCARY BALD GUY is our new Foreign Secretary and the shiny-haired dipshit is Miliband. Going from that to that must be a shock .___.
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OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE BAD KINK BAD. ILU.
BB, we went from
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ALSO OMG THE SOFT FOCUS THEY'RE IN LOOOOOOVE.
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THEY USED TO LOOK LIKE THAT TO ME BUT NOW I LOVE NICK TOO MUCH TO THINK OF HIM AS CAMERON. Nickkkk you adorbs liberal fool<3
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HE IS SO ADORBS I WANT TO PINCH HIS ANIMEBOY CHEEKS.
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hahahaha your pillow is not 29 women, I REALLY WISH I COULD MAKE ICONS WHICH DIDN'T LOOK SHIT.
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