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[kinkme]

So APPARENTLY I can't spend my first night as nineteen sober, so I had two pitchers of sex on the beach before I ordered a San Francisco which is, get this...

A sex on the beach

...but with a banana.

Sulu would be god damn proud

Comments

[echoinautumn]

LET ME ECHO THIS BACK TO YOU.

TWO PITCHERS OF SEX ON THE BEACH.

TWO PITCHERS OF SEX ON THE BEACH.

Good lord, Kink, I think I'd be afraid to go drinking with you. You'd LITERALLY drink me under the table.

[kinkme]

LOL ECHO IS ECHOING

I'm wery wery full of liquid, but there's hardly any rum in them! I feel cheated D:

[echoinautumn]

...oh, well, in that case.

Admittedly, there was a night in my freshman year where I had about five of them and red bull and jaeger and... there might have been other things, I don't remember.

Ironically, that was not the night I got roaring drunk and stuck half my body out of my car window (while my roommate's boyfriend was driving us down the freeway)

[kinkme]

Jaeger is pain waiting to happen.

I'm nicely drunk. I think. I'm gonna try sleeping. If I can't sleep, it's usually a sign that I'm drunk. woooooo

[emmypenny]

so I had two pitchers of sex on the beach

I totally did not read this the right way. DX

[kinkme]

LOL

That would be a marginally frightening birthday present.

[emmypenny]

Well I don't know how you guys do it over there. Maybe it's a very normal birthday present for a nineteen year-old in monocle-land?

[_samalander]

Kink you are dangerous and I like it.

[kinkme]

It's mah middle name, BB. <3

[_samalander]

HAY
http://www.epicponyz.com/2010/03/robot-unicorn-attackith.html

[littlewolfstar]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA~~~

XD

Sex on the Beach.. WITH A BANANA.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PROMPT THAT SHOULD BE UP ON THE KINK MEME.

[kinkme]

We ended up calling it gay-sex on the beach. :|||

If I can think of a way to form a prompt then I will.

Or, you know, SOMEONE from my flist can prompt, IDK, that happens a lot XD

[hsavinien]

AhahahahaWIN. Sulu would definitely approve. Also, WTF, you must have high alcohol tolerance.

[kinkme]

There wasn't that much rum in them, to be fair. It was the sheer volume of liquid that did me in in the end. FFF SO MUCH BANANA.

[hsavinien]

Heh.

Good morning, England!

[kinkme]

:O You should go to bed! It's almost 10:30 here, that's, like, bedtiems in your zone!