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[kinkme]

So APPARENTLY I can't spend my first night as nineteen sober, so I had two pitchers of sex on the beach before I ordered a San Francisco which is, get this...

A sex on the beach

...but with a banana.

Sulu would be god damn proud

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[echoinautumn]

LET ME ECHO THIS BACK TO YOU.

TWO PITCHERS OF SEX ON THE BEACH.

TWO PITCHERS OF SEX ON THE BEACH.

Good lord, Kink, I think I'd be afraid to go drinking with you. You'd LITERALLY drink me under the table.

[kinkme]

LOL ECHO IS ECHOING

I'm wery wery full of liquid, but there's hardly any rum in them! I feel cheated D:

[echoinautumn]

...oh, well, in that case.

Admittedly, there was a night in my freshman year where I had about five of them and red bull and jaeger and... there might have been other things, I don't remember.

Ironically, that was not the night I got roaring drunk and stuck half my body out of my car window (while my roommate's boyfriend was driving us down the freeway)

[kinkme]

Jaeger is pain waiting to happen.

I'm nicely drunk. I think. I'm gonna try sleeping. If I can't sleep, it's usually a sign that I'm drunk. woooooo

[echoinautumn]

♥ Go sleep, bb. Happy birthday :D

[asimaiyat]

Everyone else had more fun in college than me. :p

[_samalander]

I only got that kind of drunk once in college. I've never been fond of it.

[echoinautumn]

I wouldn't say the subsequent hangover was fun...

God, I was miserable the next day, but I've never been that drunk again :D