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Feb 05, 2010 21:14

All right, here is the MAIN POST for the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang kink meme!

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-ONE prompt per comment. It may contain any pairing you like, any kink you like, any prompt you like, as long as it's nothing intentionally offensive ( Read more... )

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phone sex anonymous July 2 2010, 23:17:54 UTC

hot, breathy, phone sex?

fill part 1 anonymous July 4 2010, 11:54:24 UTC

As cases go it wasn't the most exciting, just another cheating spouse case and an ill advised pre-nup in trouble. It was simple enough. All they had to do was catch Mrs Houghton in the arms of Nabu, the gardener. It appeared it wasn't just her roses he'd been pruning.

The husband wanted evidence he could use in court, pictures of his beloved wife breaking the contract in every position. Which is why they had arranged this midnight excursion,

"Jesus Christ!" Perry exclaimed as Harry revealed himself, clad from head to toe in black. "What the hell are you wearing? Did Wendy forget to sew you back on to Pan?".

"What does that even mean? Anyway, you said discreet! This is discreet."

"Discreet! Not the unabomber! Is that...is that my Fred Perry shirt?"

"I don't see you name on it, Per...oh wait. Ha, isn't that weird? I mean that it does have your ( ... )

fill part 2 anonymous July 4 2010, 11:55:38 UTC

"What? What? Tell me!"

"What are you? A teenager? Use your imagination."

Harry tried for a moment and failed. "Oh, come on. Please!"

"Okay, okay. All you breeders are perverts. Right, well. She's straddling him."

"Like...sexually?" Harry asked, remembering the curves of Mrs Houghton. Hard to forget, really.

"No. Like Seabiscuit. Of course sexually." Harry heard rustling as Perry shifted in his seat. "And now she's taking off her top."

Harry moaned softly, he'd seen pictures of course. And she was a complete babe. Fuck, the thought of her creamy skin exposed and her nipples erect in desire. Lucky gardening bastard. "And...?"

"She's...she's running her hands over his chest. She's really working her hips against him. And her head is thrown back and her hands are rubbing over her own body, she must be hot. She's practically gleaming in light. They're stopping. No, he is just sitting up to take his shirt...Hello, Nabu"What?" Harry shook his head as his imagination was invaded by a grinning Nabu. "Yeah, don't go into a lot of ( ... )

fill part 3 anonymous July 4 2010, 11:56:11 UTC

"Harry." There was a slight change in Perry's voice, almost like something clicking into place. "Harry, Harry, Harry." Perry gave a small chuckle ( ... )

Re: fill part 3 rat_chan July 4 2010, 14:04:05 UTC

SEXY, HUMOROUS, AND HOT!
This is everything KKBB pr0n should be!
The movie references were fun, too. =D

Re: fill part 3 vodkaplaid July 26 2010, 01:31:50 UTC

Hot and funny. Just like KKBB :)

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