KINK KINK BANG BANG
All right, here is the MAIN POST for the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang kink meme!
The rules are thus:
-ONE prompt per comment. It may contain any pairing you like, any kink you like, any prompt you like, as long as it's nothing intentionally offensive ( Read more... )
The rules are thus:
-ONE prompt per comment. It may contain any pairing you like, any kink you like, any prompt you like, as long as it's nothing intentionally offensive ( Read more... )
"What are you? A teenager? Use your imagination."
Harry tried for a moment and failed. "Oh, come on. Please!"
"Okay, okay. All you breeders are perverts. Right, well. She's straddling him."
"Like...sexually?" Harry asked, remembering the curves of Mrs Houghton. Hard to forget, really.
"No. Like Seabiscuit. Of course sexually." Harry heard rustling as Perry shifted in his seat. "And now she's taking off her top."
Harry moaned softly, he'd seen pictures of course. And she was a complete babe. Fuck, the thought of her creamy skin exposed and her nipples erect in desire. Lucky gardening bastard. "And...?"
"She's...she's running her hands over his chest. She's really working her hips against him. And her head is thrown back and her hands are rubbing over her own body, she must be hot. She's practically gleaming in light. They're stopping. No, he is just sitting up to take his shirt...Hello, Nabu!"
"What?" Harry shook his head as his imagination was invaded by a grinning Nabu. "Yeah, don't go into a lot of detail with that guy. What she doing now??"
"Appreciating the view. As am I." Perry whistled low.
"I could care less what..."
"Couldn't."
"What?"
"You couldn't care less. To care less is idiomatic. It means that you must care a little. At least some."
"Jesus Christ, Perry! Will you cut the English teacher routine and get back to..."
"Okay, fine! Oh! They're both completely naked now!"
"And we missed it because you grammared all over it!"
"I'm not even touching that abortion." A silence fell between them for a moment as Harry tried to stop the visuals flooding his mind.
"Perry?" Harry asked, after several minutes, unable to take it anymore.
"Seriously? Shouldn't you be paying me eight bucks a minute or something? She's...licking his chest by the look of it." Another click down the line, another Kodak moment. "Yeah, she's licking his nipples. Along his chest. Slowly."
"Go on, Harry breathed. Christ, he could almost see it.
"She's heading south now. Jesus, he's hairy down there. I like it."
"Oh, ew. Less of the dude and more of the chick!"
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At the back of Harry's mind he knew this was weird, that friends didn't do this. But it had been so long since he'd been laid and they'd been so busy of late that he hadn't even able to release tension at night, with his trusty DVD collection. Then again, as a teenager it wasn't as if he hadn't enjoyed porn films with buddies, this was pretty much the same thing. Wasn't it?
"She's licking the tip of his cock, grazing over the slit gently," Perry continued and Harry tried to bite back a gasp but it was too strong. "She's taking him into her mouth, he's big. Really big." Harry groaned and his hand strayed to the front of his jeans. Was that too far?
"Perry..." he began with no idea what lay at the end of the sentence. He just knew that Perry's hitched breath was sounding deep into his ear, the phone was sweaty against his hand and at some point his own cock had got harder than hell. Could he really use Perry in such a way? And what if Perry realized what he was doing? Christ, it would be mortifying! But Perry's voice had taken on this low, dirty, sleazy quality that really wasn't helping him keep control.
"She loves it, you can tell." Perry continued as if had never spoke. "She loves the taste, the feel, the control. And she's good, really good. He's thrusting up now, into that hot...wet...mouth." Fuck it. Harry didn't bother to unbutton his jeans, his hand so desperate to reach his cock he shoved it down his waistband, groaning as his palm made contact. "She's going faster now. Harder and taking more and more in. Blowing him, sucking you!" Neither mentioned the slip, Harry didn't care. From the heavy breathing coming down the line Perry didn't care either.
"Please, Perry!" Harry gasped, as his hand began running up and down his length desperately. He licked his lips and pushed his head back against the seat as a tightness began to build in his abdomen. "Please!"
"Are you touching yourself? Imagine that it's my mouth on your cock, my tongue lapping at you balls. Can you? Fucking you with my mouth!" Perry's words were distorted as his gasped around them. It didn't take much imagination to guess what he was up to on the end of his line. Instead of disturbing him the thought of Perry masturbating was the very thing to send him over the edge.
"I'm going to...oh, God. I can't, I can't..." Harry bit his lip as he found his release, the phone slipping from his hand and falling to the floor with a dull thud.
For a moment his mind was clear of all thoughts, instead he rode on the wave of pleasure that flowed through the length of his, feeling satiated and languid and blissful.
"Harry? Harry?" He heard his name coming from the floor, and with a shaky hand bent over and retrieved it.
"Ye...yeah?" he panted, feeling a blush settling over his cheeks.
"Are you...I mean...I don't..." As Perry stuttered headlights shone into the Harry's csr. Someone was coming! He ducked down low and peeked over the dashboard at the oncoming car.
"Perry? You won't believe who just pulled up."
"Who?" Perry asked, trepidation lining his voice.
"Mrs Houghton and Nabu. How about that, Perry?" Harry grinned into the cell.
"Oh. Right, I can explain! You see..."
"Nevermind, you can tell me all about it. At home. In detail."
"Really?" Perry's voice dipped low again, once more taking on that seedy quality and impossibly making Harry's cock twitch again in interest.
"Really! Hit the fucking gas." He hung up before Perry could reply and started the car. He hoped there won't any cops because he was about to break every speed limit possible.
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This is everything KKBB pr0n should be!
The movie references were fun, too. =D
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