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Aug 16, 2006 14:14

There's a pool of shimmering water in the dungeon. Bill goes to work ( Read more... )

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kingsleya August 16 2006, 22:19:30 UTC
But it was only a "Feign Death" spell. He came to as we were literally dragging his sorry carcass back to town.
When I realized Bill's character was still alive, do you think I went back to being pissed?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Is a bear Catholic?

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henroid August 17 2006, 00:24:20 UTC
I enjoyed reading this entry too.

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That's Classic kingsleya August 17 2006, 03:28:46 UTC
Another great entry in the great blog! Dave and I are both sitting here laughing out loud.

Good stuff!

Jim
(the aforementioned DM, also known as "J' (which has a really cool Men in Black kinda thing about it)

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Re: That's Classic kingsleya August 17 2006, 04:26:37 UTC
I'm surprised that Bill hasn't bitten on the "pansy-ass" bait...

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Re: That's Classic kingsleya August 17 2006, 22:34:10 UTC
I refuse to dignify this comment with a response.



Bill

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anonymous August 17 2006, 22:25:12 UTC
A short, incomplete list of possible pool contents (derived from personal experience as both gamer and DM):
Acid
Poison
Water
Gateway to another dimension
Some sort of liquid monster
Ordinary water with monsters living in it
Ordinary water containing a curse
Magical potions

Most magic potion pools contain only one kind of potion. Those that carry several types (effects usually determined by random dice roll) often cause problems for dungeon-delvers who take more than one drink (sometimes the potions mix, and the effects can include internal explosions- this is usually fatal).

Kingsley failed to mention that the LAST such pool we encountered had a voracious appetite for metal. Metal dropped into it INSTANTLY corroded to uselessness. A little caution would not, therefore, be unwarranted.

Let us now return to Kingsley's narrative and discover what ELSE he has left unsaid ...

B: Fandrell puts a halberd in it.
J: OK, it gets wet.Hmmm ... No mention of the examination of the metal to see if new corrosion was present. No mention of ( ... )

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kingsleya August 17 2006, 22:39:51 UTC
Yeah, but can you say all this in Kobold, biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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henroid August 19 2006, 23:22:26 UTC
We need more DnD entries.

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anonymous August 17 2006, 22:39:13 UTC
He's just playing a cautious character. He's trying to figure out how to jury-rig an engine to find out if the poisonous sucking water elementals will snake up our nostrils if we touch it.

And let us not forget the monster disguised as a curtain that nearly smothered Fandrell to death despite his great strength and heavy armor. There's a reason Fandrell is cautious.

Somebody's got to be around to pull Calen's chestnuts out of the fire, after all.

Bill
"I pay respect to wisdom, not to strength."

Loki

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