So under the guise of getting rid of hot dogs that, according to the package, expire Saturday we have invited a few guys over to the place to play poker Thursday night. (No money, free hot dogs, not too shabby.) There, honestly, is no better reason to suddenly open up your hospitality gland to a full-flowing graciousness than to feed all of your ( Read more... )

Ever wonder what programmers are thinking at times? Like the people at aol that require you to select something via their webpage when looking to delete all the spam before the delete all button becomes active. Why can't I delete all without selecting one? Oh well, I didn't really need that second for anything else... a day off is a day squandered ( Read more... )

For a long time humanity has been the highest part of creation or the evolutionary chain... whatever your beliefs may be. Still, you don't get to that position without something being a natural part of your ability to defend yourself. Most people feel that the only true resource that humanity has had as a defense has been a superior intellect. I, ( Read more... )

I'm going to kill all the Universalists. That will teach them.

So I have a leak in one of the systems of my car. It's a pretty solid leak, but not at a crucial location. So I called up my dad and asked him what I should do. He told me that part of the system wasn't important. There have been other instances where I have been told of parts of a car that aren't really necessary. You don't need a heater coil ( Read more... )

today was a beautiful Spring Day. Birds chirped since early this morning. The sun shone and was glorious. The trees that can are in bloom (although some look beautiful and stink like all get out... sorta like some girls I've met). Still, it was a beautiful Spring day and warm and wonderful, the grass waved to me in the cool breezes as I walked by ( Read more... )

First I'd like to thank the people ar Febreze for their inspiration. It had been a while since I'd seen a commercial with so many women lying, but that's what happens when you watch Lifetime (Sabrina is feeling sick and once I got into that comfy seat I was too relaxed to move for a little while, until I grew nauseous from the vomit-inducing ( Read more... )

So if your god is money would saying something like dollar-damn or mammon-damn be considered vanity of your god's name? I suppose penny-damn wouldn't be near as bad, at least.

This is ridiculous.

Why are things such as cardiovascular exercise the very same things that cause so much physical pain? I doubt I'm really getting any healthier.

So, when you pull your clothes out of the dryer and find it difficult to remove your fabric softener sheet from your sock due to static cling you begin to lose all faith in the system.