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[kingamj]

Clearly, those soft-hearted of you don't realise that James is not somebody I know, have ever spoken to before, or will ever meet. He is in fact a fifty-five year old man, desperately searching for someone of any age (and probably any gender) that would be willing to shag him, because he is clearly one very disturbing individual that consequently

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[ninja_andy_p]

Maybe he mass posts with a [your hometown] addition

[mike_cardwell]

Shit. To think I almost asked you to go to an abattoir with me on the next full moon so I could read passages from the Satanic Verses to you. Boy would I have had a red face.

[spazzhammer]

hahahahah! Awesome.

Dude, coming to Damage Inc and/or Damaged Stock?

If you can get hold of some of James' poerty, I'll read it over the top of any songs that clear the dance floor (during my brother's sets).

[kingamj]

I am definitely coming to Damage, and depending on various factors I may also stay for Damaged Stock and then possibly even Rock City afterwards. But we shall see.

My love.. my life

[anonymous]

hi amj
i cant believe you'd be so cruel as to hold my inner feelings to ridicule like this. you'll never know how much you mean to me but your lost to me forever.
much love
james

Re: My love.. my life

[kingamj]

FUCK YOU.

(See how guilty I feel? Yeah. And fuck you too, you fuck.)