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Robot monkies!

Usually I do not bother with this shit, but 'I'm going to hump you until you're TRANSLUCENT'!? Fucking brilliant.

Today is a good day.

Vantage Point is a good film.

Forest Whittaker (I don't think I spelt that right and I can't be bothered to look it up) is so very, very... nice. After seeing him on J. Ross, he seems such a pleasant, chilled out, down to earth man and boy fucking howdy is he awesome in The Last King of Scotland.

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Does anyone know a good chinese that does Dim Sum in the city centre?

Always look at the food you are putting in your mouth as, if it turns out to be rotten, you will wish you had seen that, not TASTED it.

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I look at nice, funny things as well, not just piglets having their nuts sliced off. Once they start talking about treats, it gets a bit rubbish, but the timing for the voice over before that... genious:

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PS can you tell I'm having to do a lot of waiting today?

( So genuinely don't look, but )

Brilliant. Apparently we have a house viewing anytime now, and I'm going to be on the floor with my home made wall of tiles, spilling fake blood across their surface into 'Bad Blood'. And this isn't even just for 'fun', it's actually project work that's going to make me look like a sicko. Which, to be fair, I am, so I'm not adverse to showing my ( Read more... )