I'm not gay, fucker.. my husband is.

[king_ingwe]

Who the fuck gets fucking married because they lost twenty games of Connect Four? I FUCKING DO! That's right, I am fucking married to Silent Bitch now! He decided that he couldn't continue living with me cooking, cleaning and supporting my drug habit unless we were married. What the fuck? Am I supposed to do this shit on my own? I can't cook, I can

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I love youuuuuu.

[king_ingwe]

The feeling is mutual, sweetcheeks ;)