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[king_coffee]

For reference purposes, the ten commandments

Comments

[eiremagic]

That's only valid if you're from an Abrahamic religion, you know.

[king_coffee]

Which this angel is from, so still applicable I believe.

[eiremagic]

He's the one who got in a scrap with your mate, yeah?

[king_coffee]

That is correct.

[twin_gunsy]

God's rules~!

[king_coffee]

They are indeed.

[twin_gunsy]

Why are you listing them, mister~?

[king_coffee]

Because nobody else has.

[ohrosalita]

In other words, we're all screwed.

[king_coffee]

Exactly. I don't know anyone who hasn't broken one.

[ohrosalita]

I think I'm at least seven for ten. Hey, what do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

[king_coffee]

I've got my fair share too.

I don't know, what do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

[handsomejack]

#1: I am the Lord thy God. I am a LadyBug

#2: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.Because I am too adorable for buggie words

#3: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. Bow only to the Ladybug

#4: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Cause 'Ladybug damn it' just sounds silly.

#5: Remember the sabbath day to keep it holy. Remember ur local ladybugs, out there eating ur aphids

#6: Honour thy father and thy mother. But only if they are ladybugs

#7: Thou shalt not kill. Except aphids, cause they're tasty to Ladybugs

#8: Thou shalt not commit adultery. With a Ladybug that would be pretty dang difficult. John, this does not mean you should go try!

#9: Thou shalt not steal. Hands off my aphids beyotch. Don't make me get Ladybug on your arse.

#10: Thou shalt not covet. Except for my pretty pretty ladybug wings because they are teh awesome.

[ooc: I apologize for Jack and his view on organized religeon. He's a bit ... uh, yeah. ;D]

[king_coffee]

I never knew you liked ladybirds so much.

[ooc: Made me lol anyways XD]

[handsomejack]

Spent the morning with one perched on my nose. You should wander down this way, it's a very nice day out.

[king_coffee]

Where's this way?

[not_avampire]

There should be a mnemonic for this.

[king_coffee]

Agreed. I listed them because most people don't know all of them.

[not_avampire]

I think most people ignore the graven image one, anyway. And the name in vain one.

So I think there're only a few that get the big weight. 1, 2, 7, 8, 9, and 10, I think. Isn't much of a sequence; who numbered these things?

[ohrosalita]

Cal, seriously. About the only way you could turn more people off the bible would be by adding math.