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[king_coffee]

For reference purposes, the ten commandments

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[handsomejack]

#1: I am the Lord thy God. I am a LadyBug

#2: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.Because I am too adorable for buggie words

#3: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image. Bow only to the Ladybug

#4: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Cause 'Ladybug damn it' just sounds silly.

#5: Remember the sabbath day to keep it holy. Remember ur local ladybugs, out there eating ur aphids

#6: Honour thy father and thy mother. But only if they are ladybugs

#7: Thou shalt not kill. Except aphids, cause they're tasty to Ladybugs

#8: Thou shalt not commit adultery. With a Ladybug that would be pretty dang difficult. John, this does not mean you should go try!

#9: Thou shalt not steal. Hands off my aphids beyotch. Don't make me get Ladybug on your arse.

#10: Thou shalt not covet. Except for my pretty pretty ladybug wings because they are teh awesome.

[ooc: I apologize for Jack and his view on organized religeon. He's a bit ... uh, yeah. ;D]

[king_coffee]

I never knew you liked ladybirds so much.

[ooc: Made me lol anyways XD]

[handsomejack]

Spent the morning with one perched on my nose. You should wander down this way, it's a very nice day out.

[king_coffee]

Where's this way?

[handsomejack]

Down the road to the edge of the forest, about a quarter mile or so in the trees. There's a clearing.

I'm the one on his back, with a ladybug perched on his nose.

[king_coffee]

Thank you for telling me about the ladybird, I wouldn't have found you otherwise.

Jack, is it true that John is here?

[handsomejack]

I figured it was a distinguish feature that should be mentioned. If for no other reason than to keep you from expiring from laughter when you see it.

...

Yep

I let him go this morning.

[king_coffee]

I might expire with laughter anyway.

Right. Do we know what time he's from?

[handsomejack]

Smartass.

Does it matter? Can't say I asked, Ianto though he must have been having a good time whereever he was if the wound on his wrist is anything to go by.

[king_coffee]

Wound on his wrist? Yes that matters.

[handsomejack]

Huh, didn't realize the sexploits of my ex-wife would be of such interest to you, Ianto.

Something up?

[king_coffee]

Hm, it's not quite that.

No, nothing. I'll come find you now. Make sure the ladybird stays.

[handsomejack]

She seems content.

I have a big nose after all.

Action time?

[king_coffee]

Now stop fishing for compliments.

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After clearing away some of the clutter that has accumulated in the flat, Ianto set off using the directions given to him by Jack.

Re: Action time?

[handsomejack]

Jack was stretched out on the grass as promised with a ladybug on his nose

[ooc: Leaves breadcrumbs to the actiony? :D]