Of fic and fuck me and really, I should be WRITING...

[kimonkey7]

 I've been up for a little over two hours.

I have coffee.

I have an IM from zulma I ignored last night because I was writing. I am IMing zulma right NOW, okay? I can BE HUMAN.

There are unanswered comments in the inbox.

I need to get back to people on tk's summer fic blast-o-thon stuff.

I think more people posted fic at found_fic.

I have NO BACON.

Word

Comments

[fueschgast]

Uh, I don't know much about writing...is getting Kripke'd that bad?

Do you have a summary of the chapters you posted? My memory sucks and I wanted to reread all chapters, but they're so long and I don't have the time :o/.

[kimonkey7]

Kripke'd just means, like, you have something going in a fic that could be pretty canon, and then Kripke radically modifies canon so your idea no longer fits (or becomes a viable AU). It can also mean that Kripke (and the writers) do an episode that contains original plot or development before you get a chance to post your fic - which was written BEFORE everybody saw it on TV.

The second part is what's gonna happen to me. It's the Kripke Chip - a term presented to me by hiyacynth.

And, uh...sorry. No summary for the chapters. I have a hard enough time just getting the chapters themselves written. Um...maybe check comments and see if there's one from a flister of yours who might be able to catch you up?

SORRY.

*makes sad face*

[fueschgast]

Oh well, I'll reread then. I bet I'll find the time because I'm a bad, bad procrastinator. Goddammit, I should make graphics for a secret santa thing (no, really!)!

I heard tinfoil hats help again Kripke Chips and things like that. You should try that or blackmail Kripke for a lot of money. ...And a place in the credits!
When posting a Kripke'd fic would stating that you wrote it before the ep aired not work? Or would that make you look like an attention whore or something? Some LJers think bad of other LJers, but I don't know if any of those read your fics

[lemmypie]

Here is the REALLY sad part.... I blew that little picture up to read what you've written.
You are my CRACK... The drug not my actual crack... yeah nevermind.
All I know is you rocked the buck, that's all i'm saying. You ROCKED IT!

[kimonkey7]

You wanna give a pass to what dragon's already slapped? I mean, you don't have to do a beta, but...meh. I'm in a generous mood and feel like giving you a cookie because OMG, you're a blow-up-the-image-for-a-spoiler FREAK. (And it's totally something I would do, LOL.)

Um...yeah.

What I said there.

[lemmypie]

BOUNCES IN!!!!
Kisses you (on the lips)
waits for email..... Checks email....where is it?
Is informed by children that I PROMISED to take them to the park.
cries

Dude, you are the crack. I'm telling you. SEND IT!!!!
I'll read it after I get back from FREEZING to death at the park.

[lemmypie]

GODDAMNITMOTHERFUCKINGLJSIGNSMEOUTFORNOFUCKINGREASONCOCKSUCKINGWHORESPITFUCKER

[kimonkey7]

Awesome.

I'll pass your questions on to buffyaddict13 and let you know. :)

If you don't hear back from me by Wednesday, nudge me.

Shay-shay? If you happen by this comment, feel free to enlighten, k?

[riverbella]

Me, too! I blew it up too! Hee. You should someday post a page betaed by the Dragons with the comments showing and all, just for the sheer fuckall fun of it. ;D

P.S. It really isn't a good idea to write all over your computer screen, y'know. Hey, I'm just sayin....

[kimonkey7]

You know what? I would be ASHAMED to post a page of first-run dragon's slapping. Then you'd all see what a crap writer I am. Also, the purple glare from the numerous comments ('OMFG FIX ME MONKEYS. YOU IS CRAP WITH THIS!')would likely irreperably damage your retinas.

:(

[quellefromage]

here. virtual bacon. pre-chewed to save time. now go write. i need to know what bambi does. HURRY!!

[kimonkey7]

*points to icon*

*hums Popeye song*