Of fic and fuck me and really, I should be WRITING...

[kimonkey7]

 I've been up for a little over two hours.

I have coffee.

I have an IM from zulma I ignored last night because I was writing. I am IMing zulma right NOW, okay? I can BE HUMAN.

There are unanswered comments in the inbox.

I need to get back to people on tk's summer fic blast-o-thon stuff.

I think more people posted fic at found_fic.

I have NO BACON.

Word

Comments

[lemmypie]

Here is the REALLY sad part.... I blew that little picture up to read what you've written.
You are my CRACK... The drug not my actual crack... yeah nevermind.
All I know is you rocked the buck, that's all i'm saying. You ROCKED IT!

[kimonkey7]

You wanna give a pass to what dragon's already slapped? I mean, you don't have to do a beta, but...meh. I'm in a generous mood and feel like giving you a cookie because OMG, you're a blow-up-the-image-for-a-spoiler FREAK. (And it's totally something I would do, LOL.)

Um...yeah.

What I said there.

[lemmypie]

BOUNCES IN!!!!
Kisses you (on the lips)
waits for email..... Checks email....where is it?
Is informed by children that I PROMISED to take them to the park.
cries

Dude, you are the crack. I'm telling you. SEND IT!!!!
I'll read it after I get back from FREEZING to death at the park.

[lemmypie]

GODDAMNITMOTHERFUCKINGLJSIGNSMEOUTFORNOFUCKINGREASONCOCKSUCKINGWHORESPITFUCKER

[kimonkey7]

My favorite part is 'WHORESPITFUCKER'.

Because, really.

WHORE SPIT.

[lemmypie]

I knew you'd like that. ;)

[kimonkey7]

Well... You know how much I love whores.

And spitting.

The two together? It's like I always say, "You can't have guacamole without chopping up a little tomato."

I just sent you an email. There's axe porn.

XD

[fueschgast]

Your icon, your icon! I just made the uncoolest sound of amusement in the history of the universe! I'm so glad no one heard it.