adventure is when your head gets ripped off by the beast of fun
and it sticks its paw down your throat to play basketball with your heart.
take a friend on an adventure today.

or stay stuck in your box.

1. did you see the topless pictures of kristy? yes ( Read more... )

love is chemically equivalent to eating large quantities of chocolate. serotonin, dopamine, its the same.
so here's a chocolate cake made out of my heart. i hope you choke on my fucking love.

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ok i fixed them, please refer to above entry. thank you, and g'day.

If i were sleeping, and you were an alarm clock, how would you wake me up?

i am the maker and creator of the debbil., swine merchant. your time is near at hand, fuck with me and your time will be now. my presence here affects the mind of your people like a fever. i am the bearer of 9,999 diseases. evil, corrupt. pork-chop eating brain.

elliott smith is dead, he stabbed himself in the chest.
god im so fucking depressed now.

it probably sucks being the fat girl with all the skinny friends.

if you look at a face for long enough, for maybe for not long at all, it doesnt look like a face anymore. its just a lump of dough with a lot of air vents and wet spots. its hard to make the connection between the word and the object ( Read more... )

-landed in germany yesterday ( Read more... )