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1. did you see the topless pictures of kristy? yes.
2. whats your favorite fruit? pomegranate
3. favorite country- france
4. favorite state- maine
5. favorite city- nice
6. favorite #6 question- the next one
7. what do you want to name your son- tristan or ethan
8. same question, but involving daughters- i dont know yet
9. how old are you in your first memory ever? 2 years old
10. and what is said memory? building an igloo in pennsylvania
11. who is the meanest person you know? probably me.
12. who is the nicest? melissa rivers
13. if you had to drink menstrual blood or diarrhea, what would you drink? the blood, it's rich in nutrients
14. if you had to have one bone broken by the mafia, what would you pick (toes and fingers dont count)? wrist
15. ever eaten a booger? nope
16. favorite time of day? 11am
17. thing that most annoys you when driving- people that give you the stare down when they drive by after you cut them off or something. honestly, what does that accomplish?
18. biggest annoyance in school- slow test takers
19. what annoys you about people? the people that say "i dont care what anyone thinks about me" um, yes, you do. so shut the fuck up because i hate hearing it.
20. best quality about humanity- the ability to exploit everything and everyone around them. woo!
21. lucky number- 88
22. perferred method of annhilation- hand to hand combat with razors embedded under my nails and bits of glass in my brass knuckles.
23. favorite joke-
whats gross? a dead baby.
whats grosser than that? a garbage can full of dead babies.
whats grosser than that?? theres a live one at the bottom.
whats grosser than that? it has to eat its way out.
and grosser than that? it goes back for seconds.
24. favorite season- fall
25. favorite contagious disease- mono
26. least favorite disease- ebola
27. have you ever had/payed for an abortion? no, not yet.
28. left or right wing? left. way left.
29. favorite position- shortstop or left field.
30. are you tired? yes.
31. do you ponder the meaning of life? yes.
32. do you find it meaningless? yes. yes.
33. do you have trouble sleeping or sleep all the time? yes, both
34. have you recently gained or lost weight? yes
35. did you notice these questions were taken from a pamphlet about depression? sure
36. What is your sign? stop
37. Who would be your dream date? edward norton but with brad pitts abs and legolas' skill with the bow and arrow
38. What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid? that little white ball guy from the zoloft commercials.
39. What is the name and species of your first pet? biscuit, parakeet. thems good eatin
40. M&Ms: plain, peanut, crunchy, mint, almond, or peanut butter? peanut butter
41. When walking past people seated at a movie theater or ballpark do you go crotch or butt? i dont have that problem because i have neither genitals nor an bum, only $5 and a sense of pride
42. If you could have three wishes, what would your third one be? more wishes and a second toe thats longer than the first
43. Ali, or Ali's sister? i dont know either. what does their mother look like?
44. Favorite quote: many great truths are told in jest.
45. What are your most valuable words of wisdom? no, anal sex would not feel good, i dont care what you say
46. What person do you most want to be like or look up to the most? i think i have lived up to my full potential, and its time for me to stop looking up to people and for people to start wanting to be like me
47. No, seriously. Whose line is it anyway? omar gooding's.
48. What's the worst advice you've ever been given? oh that? its not contagious. go ahead. suck it.
49. What is the best pick up line you've ever heard? is that a promise ring 12 inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
50. What three things would you want if you were stranded on a desert island? sand bucket, hair dryer, an asian contractor
51. Superhero you most identify with? clark kent when he was wearing the glasses
52. What is your dream car? 1986-1989 volvo with a new black paint job
53. You down with O.P.P.? obsequiesce police penises? i think not.
54. Kick one: a puppy or a kitten? i have a better question. sex with puppies, yes or no? and my answer is maybe.
55. First date: Struck out, rounding 2nd, safe at 3rd, or stealing home? id have to go with stealing first, because my first dates usually involve some sort of frottage.(frot·tage Pronunciation Key (frô-täzh) n. The act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification. )
56. Whats your personal theme song? Papa Was a Rodeo by Magnetic Fields
57. Whats the most ridiculously (awesome/lame) piercing a person can get? most awesome-> piercing the fibrous band of skin that connects conjoined twins, lamest->the duodenum (everyone has that now)
58. Favorite color: pizza crust tan
What do you like on your pizza? tan crust
59. Famous person that has the same birthday as you: Sal Maglie of the 1956 Dodgers
60. Would you like fries with that? with my Sal Maglie-wich? have some respect, the man is dead. mmm, fries and dead Sal...i'll take it.
61. Favorite book: American Psycho
62. Favorite computer/Playstation/Xbox/Game Cube game or program: sup.mar.bros.3, or barbie magic hairstyler...cant choose
63. Name one of your elementary school teacher with a weird physical trait and describe what made it so weird: mrs. wahab was fat. so very fat, and it was weird because even though she was so fat, i was still attracted to her. i think it was the booksmarts. shout out to mrs. wahab. call me.
64. If you were to get pulled over by a cop, what would it be for and what would you say to get out of a ticket? it would probably be for speeding, but i would quickly slash my arm so that it bled a lot and spray it at the cop and scream, cause no one gives a ticket to a bleeder.
65. If you could hypnotize people, but you could only hypnotize them to do one thing, what would it be? when they were thinking something about me that they would wish to remain private, they would actually say it out loud and not realize it. so i know what everyone really thinks of me. and then they cluck like a chicken.
66. Whats the most innovative/creative/destructive thing you've bought in the past 6 months, and why? i ordered nitroglycerin, sawdust, cat litter, gasoline, frozen orange juice concentrate and coated copper wire.
67. why? pancakes. i like to make pancakes.
68. How much are you worth?: i heard if you sold off everything in the human body it would only be worth 39 cents in raw materials. that would be a pretty weird store though.
2. whats your favorite fruit? pomegranate
3. favorite country- france
4. favorite state- maine
5. favorite city- nice
6. favorite #6 question- the next one
7. what do you want to name your son- tristan or ethan
8. same question, but involving daughters- i dont know yet
9. how old are you in your first memory ever? 2 years old
10. and what is said memory? building an igloo in pennsylvania
11. who is the meanest person you know? probably me.
12. who is the nicest? melissa rivers
13. if you had to drink menstrual blood or diarrhea, what would you drink? the blood, it's rich in nutrients
14. if you had to have one bone broken by the mafia, what would you pick (toes and fingers dont count)? wrist
15. ever eaten a booger? nope
16. favorite time of day? 11am
17. thing that most annoys you when driving- people that give you the stare down when they drive by after you cut them off or something. honestly, what does that accomplish?
18. biggest annoyance in school- slow test takers
19. what annoys you about people? the people that say "i dont care what anyone thinks about me" um, yes, you do. so shut the fuck up because i hate hearing it.
20. best quality about humanity- the ability to exploit everything and everyone around them. woo!
21. lucky number- 88
22. perferred method of annhilation- hand to hand combat with razors embedded under my nails and bits of glass in my brass knuckles.
23. favorite joke-
whats gross? a dead baby.
whats grosser than that? a garbage can full of dead babies.
whats grosser than that?? theres a live one at the bottom.
whats grosser than that? it has to eat its way out.
and grosser than that? it goes back for seconds.
24. favorite season- fall
25. favorite contagious disease- mono
26. least favorite disease- ebola
27. have you ever had/payed for an abortion? no, not yet.
28. left or right wing? left. way left.
29. favorite position- shortstop or left field.
30. are you tired? yes.
31. do you ponder the meaning of life? yes.
32. do you find it meaningless? yes. yes.
33. do you have trouble sleeping or sleep all the time? yes, both
34. have you recently gained or lost weight? yes
35. did you notice these questions were taken from a pamphlet about depression? sure
36. What is your sign? stop
37. Who would be your dream date? edward norton but with brad pitts abs and legolas' skill with the bow and arrow
38. What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid? that little white ball guy from the zoloft commercials.
39. What is the name and species of your first pet? biscuit, parakeet. thems good eatin
40. M&Ms: plain, peanut, crunchy, mint, almond, or peanut butter? peanut butter
41. When walking past people seated at a movie theater or ballpark do you go crotch or butt? i dont have that problem because i have neither genitals nor an bum, only $5 and a sense of pride
42. If you could have three wishes, what would your third one be? more wishes and a second toe thats longer than the first
43. Ali, or Ali's sister? i dont know either. what does their mother look like?
44. Favorite quote: many great truths are told in jest.
45. What are your most valuable words of wisdom? no, anal sex would not feel good, i dont care what you say
46. What person do you most want to be like or look up to the most? i think i have lived up to my full potential, and its time for me to stop looking up to people and for people to start wanting to be like me
47. No, seriously. Whose line is it anyway? omar gooding's.
48. What's the worst advice you've ever been given? oh that? its not contagious. go ahead. suck it.
49. What is the best pick up line you've ever heard? is that a promise ring 12 inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
50. What three things would you want if you were stranded on a desert island? sand bucket, hair dryer, an asian contractor
51. Superhero you most identify with? clark kent when he was wearing the glasses
52. What is your dream car? 1986-1989 volvo with a new black paint job
53. You down with O.P.P.? obsequiesce police penises? i think not.
54. Kick one: a puppy or a kitten? i have a better question. sex with puppies, yes or no? and my answer is maybe.
55. First date: Struck out, rounding 2nd, safe at 3rd, or stealing home? id have to go with stealing first, because my first dates usually involve some sort of frottage.(frot·tage Pronunciation Key (frô-täzh) n. The act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification. )
56. Whats your personal theme song? Papa Was a Rodeo by Magnetic Fields
57. Whats the most ridiculously (awesome/lame) piercing a person can get? most awesome-> piercing the fibrous band of skin that connects conjoined twins, lamest->the duodenum (everyone has that now)
58. Favorite color: pizza crust tan
What do you like on your pizza? tan crust
59. Famous person that has the same birthday as you: Sal Maglie of the 1956 Dodgers
60. Would you like fries with that? with my Sal Maglie-wich? have some respect, the man is dead. mmm, fries and dead Sal...i'll take it.
61. Favorite book: American Psycho
62. Favorite computer/Playstation/Xbox/Game Cube game or program: sup.mar.bros.3, or barbie magic hairstyler...cant choose
63. Name one of your elementary school teacher with a weird physical trait and describe what made it so weird: mrs. wahab was fat. so very fat, and it was weird because even though she was so fat, i was still attracted to her. i think it was the booksmarts. shout out to mrs. wahab. call me.
64. If you were to get pulled over by a cop, what would it be for and what would you say to get out of a ticket? it would probably be for speeding, but i would quickly slash my arm so that it bled a lot and spray it at the cop and scream, cause no one gives a ticket to a bleeder.
65. If you could hypnotize people, but you could only hypnotize them to do one thing, what would it be? when they were thinking something about me that they would wish to remain private, they would actually say it out loud and not realize it. so i know what everyone really thinks of me. and then they cluck like a chicken.
66. Whats the most innovative/creative/destructive thing you've bought in the past 6 months, and why? i ordered nitroglycerin, sawdust, cat litter, gasoline, frozen orange juice concentrate and coated copper wire.
67. why? pancakes. i like to make pancakes.
68. How much are you worth?: i heard if you sold off everything in the human body it would only be worth 39 cents in raw materials. that would be a pretty weird store though.