Bon Voyage and welcome to my journal!!!!! This is a special holiday entry because I loved Christmuss this year and it was nice to get away from the dirty jews at the school that I work at. I hate that no one celibraates Christmuss there! Are they crazee? I think so ( Read more... )

It has been a long time since I updated and for that I am sorry! I just get so busy with activities and books and massaging Dave and other thingsthat I forget I even have a livejournal! But do not worry I am here to stay forever ( Read more... )

Hi babies! I just saw the best movie in my entire life seven hours ago. It was called Madagascar and it was about a lion and a giraffe and a hippo and a zebra but the zebra sounded like a negro! The animals live in the zoo but they want to escape so they go to the jungle but it is scary and they don't like it and the lion wants to eat the negro and ( Read more... )

Hey y'all! That's southern for you all! Tee-Hee! That's southern for Hee-Hee ( Read more... )

Boy oh boy has it been a long time. Apparently we are not allowed to use the internet in the prison. That is very silly to me. I do not like it ( Read more... )

Hello there, friends. This morning a nice man named Guard Narveson offered Tate some cigarettes if he could take a few photographs of me and Tate doing silly things. Here is the first picture he took. I'd show you more but the rest are kind of naughty. I hope Dave doesn't get mad, teehee!


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Oh boy has it been an eventful few days. I will tell you about it now ( Read more... )

Good morning friends! I've been gone a long time, but have no fear, KIM is here! Tee-hee ( Read more... )

I am so very happy! School is out for the year! I danced around the tables and benches and books for hours. It made me happy. I hate those rotten students. They make me angry. One time when I was angry I punched a student in the face. She had black and blue bruises on her face. She deserved it. She was talking above a whisper and that made ( Read more... )

Hello good friends! I have invented a new phrase in Kimanese! It is SUPER WHOPPER DOPPLE! Do you know what it means? I do not know. But you will have to find out for me. It is a special special phrase that I learned from the moon one night when I was looking at it. The moon suddenly grew a mouth and big Badger ears! I asked the moon why it ( Read more... )