According to my horoscope, all I need to do is show up to work today to make everybody happy so poof! Here I am at work. Am I doing work? Not really, no. Well I am, but not as diligently or as quickly as I could be ( Read more... )

According to Rueters, happiness is contagious. It say that the more happy people you have around you, the happier you are, thereby making others happy, and so on.

So what do I want for Christmas? Happiness. It's up to you guys to infect me. Make with the happy already! I'm counting on you.

( It's Ramblings of a Diet Coke Addict in case you were wondering )

I was ready to climb to the top of the clock tower until I saw this website. I'm on the left, Jake in the center, and Mike to the right. Fricken hilarious and a total bomb defuser. I tried to download it and re-upload and do the embed thingy, but it didn't work. What's most disturbing that of the three, Jake's boobs are the biggest. I'm not ( Read more... )

You know, time flies when you're writing porn at work.

No you can't read it. Buy the book when it comes out.

Hope everyone had a nice holiday. I didn't, but I'm writing porn now so I'm obviously over it. Later :)

Happy Holidays everyone. I'm not sure I'll be online again between now and Tuesday and I just wanted to wish all of you the happiest of Christmases and if you don't celebrate Christmas, the best three day weekend you could possibly want ( Read more... )

Overheard in Kim's car ( Read more... )

Driving Tips from Auntie Kim ( Read more... )

Thank you so much for the card, Deb!! I got it last night and it brightened my day. You're my favorite chocolate treat ((HUGS))

Email funny:
Are We Communicating ( Read more... )

Just a quick note to say that I survived Christmas shopping. $700 doesn't buy as much as it used to. Holy shit did I really spend that much? I just added up everything I had with me on Saturday and I think I did. I got a Visa Giftcard - and used all but $13 of it which thankfully is just a little bit more than I need to keep my website up for ( Read more... )