this city is covered in ice

ice, baby!

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the only headlights on the freeway belonged to us ( Read more... )

things we should've learned by now ( Read more... )

thirteen year old girls hang out in the grecian bathroom piercing each other for seven dollars if you're ever interested.
my family wins at being the most awkward and civil at the same time.

i want this weekend to be over.
i also need to find my head; i don't know where it went :/

i forgot how to walk the other day.
good thing i'm learning how to fly!

my right arm falls asleep a lot.

ew, my throat. gross.

i'm naming my first child fahkemindeazz. just like that. or vas deferens! so then i can call him (or her) vd for short.
mmmmmmmm

ahhahaha i can't do any of these things to my first child!

pwnd.

I DO NOT GET BUKOWSKI UNLESS I'M DRUNK. GODDAMMIT ( Read more... )

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something fun! unlike studying for exams.
(actually, i didn't even do that)

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