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KillerPeach --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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I'm going to make him a killerpeach he can't refuse.

Which movie was this quote from?

The little tear is the absolute best.

Friday at Ruta. Oh. Hell. Yeah.

Two months from today.

Ikea

It's gonna fucking rawk. Except for the New Store Mob and Christmas Mob combination. That. That will suck in a serious way.

as the light drained,
changing the vapor from
glorious pink and gold
to drab indistinct gray,
i wished only to lay
your hand upon my heart
so you could feel the swell.

1. Two butterflies headed straight for my windshield today. Once while I was on the highway and once while I was on a smaller street. I saw both of them coming but only one survived. Good thing I just filled up on windshield wiper fluid.
   
2. I was mesmerized by a woman's breasts today. The were unnaturally perky for someone in her early 50s and ( Read more... )

I went to McDonald's this morning for breakfast. Healthy. I know. Guilty pleasure. While I was sitting in the drive thru, I noticed a pigeon doing his little pigeon thing on the sidewalk. Sometimes, paying attention is a damn good thing because this particular pigeon happened to be missing a foot and a number of toes on his remaining foot. It was a ( Read more... )

It's amazing how clouds heavy with rain and a few drops on the windshield can make the drive to work so much more enjoyable. The view from the Lamar bridge over Town Lake was damn nice and the air through the windows promising.

If only the time warp that's developed in my shower would dissipate so I could have actually arrived at work on time, the ( Read more... )