In the temple of sience are many mansions... and various indeed are they that dwell therein and the motives that have led them there ( Read more... )

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Virgo August 23 - September 22

Subjecting your waitress to the observation that all restaurants are in fact revolving restaurants due to the invariable rotation of the earth on its axis will more than explain why you're dining alone.

You know a band is mad mean and heavy when everyone in the club is making that tight squishy face like they've been sucking on a lemon for the past hour.

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This totally cheered me up

Watch the first one.

WE ARE GOING ON TOUR MOTHERFUCKAZ

CALIFOR-NI-A

Justo get your ass off LJ

You have 45 minutes to study

Let it be known to the world that Marie is one of the most amazing persons I have ever known in my life.

<3