And we are not pleased... we have found that no one has been paying us our dues in nuts.. you have all been warned against this... And now you will all pay!!

Especial you Brain_hurts since you have been hiring freelance chipmunks!!

We are currently hibernating.. but do not think that just because we are asleep.. you are safe.. we will be dreaming of ways of punishing people.. as well as rewarding people who rever us... do you all understand?

W, the killersquirrels are very happy. We are pleased with dreamboatdanny for his portrait of us.. We are very happy with it.

Be it know to the all, that he has earned our gratitude..

It has come to our attention that in and around Edinburgh, a number of the black killer mobile things you called 'Taxi's' (and which malicously and cruel kill a number of our brethern) have begun to sport images. These images seemed to be hybrid creatures of our foes combined with Squirrels!! How DARE they soil our race and cause our kindred to be ( Read more... )

WE are the Killer Squirrels... WE are the kings of the Trees and the hoarder of Nuts and seeds... We do what we want and when we want...

We train hard so that we may overcome the pathetic attempts of the humans from stopping getting our rightful food.