Auch auf den Wellen wird gefochten ( Read more... )

Garden City people are all fucking morons. Hiding behind their seat-shiner jobs and stress drinks, they never have to deal with real responsibility. It's people like this that think their life is difficult because they wish it were. So they blame their fat asses on stress when it's really just sitting around on their fucking ass all day long. God I ( Read more... )

why are freshman girls all fucking crazy?

what is the purpose of life? some say it is to succeed. But from what I've seen of these "successful" people, they spend their whole life doing nothing all that important. I'm sure we can all live without banks and all that shit. Others say it is to have fun. If you spend your whole life trying to have fun, what difference will it make. We are all ( Read more... )

and yet another hilarious/depressing/knowledgeable excerpt:
"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself into [the ship]'s external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length, and explained my view of the universe to it, " said Marvin.

"And what happened?" pressed Ford.

"It committed suicide," said Marvin.

whatever happens, happens.
whatever that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
whatever that, in happening, happens again, happens again.
it doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order though.

Brockian Ultra-Cricket ( Read more... )

oh well.

i hate being a dumbass

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, aus ( Read more... )