speaking of shit...

[kibblets]

Yesterday I parked my car at work where an almost-barren tree overhang. In the 3 hours that I left it there, a flock of birds gathered on the tree, ate the berries, and proceeded to "drip" all over the car. The entire top of the hood and roof and some of the sides looked like someone had baked blueberry cobbler on it. Chris was sweet enough to

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[steven]

We just bought a new vaccum tonight.

Wonder-Twin powers, activate!

[kibblets]

what will you take form of?

[steven]

Form of Kip's bottle of Eros.

[kibblets]

well, either you have to take the shape of an animal, or the form of water/ice.

but I'll allow an exception!

[pheesus]

I hear nature whores a vacuum, too...

Oh. Wait...

!!!

[deuterium_d3]

That was excellent.

Re: !!!

[kibblets]

I had to ask Chris about that one.

<--dork

[zevious]

You know the gentle pat-pat rain makes when it falls on your roof at night, that's almost soothing? What if you woke up one day and discovered that instead of rain, it was all bird doody? The horror!

[tomithey]

Ooooh I hate that. It happened to me not too long ago while I was shopping on Congress. I was so annoyed. Luckily it was raining all day, so it washed off on it's own. Damn birds!