I just went into the restroom at work to "drop the kids off at the pool", and some guy was in one of the stalls. I get shit-shy, so I began to leave. As I was doing so, I heard the guy talking. I almost responded, but in my hesitation, I realized he was talking to someone else on a mobile phone ( Read more... )

Yesterday I parked my car at work where an almost-barren tree overhang. In the 3 hours that I left it there, a flock of birds gathered on the tree, ate the berries, and proceeded to "drip" all over the car. The entire top of the hood and roof and some of the sides looked like someone had baked blueberry cobbler on it. Chris was sweet enough to ( Read more... )

Whoever used the men's restroom and pissed on the seat, please note that there is a urinal just 3 feet away for your convenience.

I hate having to go to the restroom after a guy exits it. I hate sitting my ass down on a toilet seat warmed by the other guy's ass. I hate knowing that his ass was where my ass is now. It freaks me out. I don't like it.