Let's make a list...

[kianspo]

...of things that NEVER happen in ST (K/S) fanfiction. :D Come on, it'll be fun! We all know they're cliches and we love them for it! Like, how many fics following the 'cold cave/one blanket' scenario can you read? I'll be honest, I can, like... a lot. *G* Some things just never grow old, but even if they do, they become classics. ;)

So really. Of

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[aprilleigh24]

OMG these are actually kinda good...

...is it too late to change my prompts?

;)

[kianspo]

HAHAHA, yes, bb, a little too late. XDDD

[rae1013]

*raises hand*

I actually wrote that story. I am a horrible fangirl. =(

[kianspo]

Maybe, but you're right, that never really happens, either. ;)
Well, alomost never. >.<

[makowe_pola]

5. Happens, he calls hum heartless computer lol
6, 10 I'd read them!

We all know that Jim loves to cuddle to a Vulcan, cos they're hot. Spock hates cuddling to a human, co to him they are cold and feel... slimy. He makes an effort if never sleeping in one bed.

Jim dislikes cuddling with a Vulxan, cos it feels as is a hoard of too warm cats suddenly wrapped him in a body heat.

One of them is frustrated with their sex life and despite trying, it still sucks, cos they are incompatible.

Spock hates anyone touching his hands, it does nothing to him.

Pike takes over the enterprise. lol

Had some more, can't remember now

[kianspo]

Haha, true! :D
Links, or it didn't happen! ;)

Yes! No cuddling, no hand porn! Word. ;)

[makowe_pola]

It's canon! In episode with perfect computer M5 Bones calls him 'computer'.

I have another one:

1. Spock jr is on very good terms with Spock!Prime, as he is the only person in the universe who understands him without a word and introduced him to wonderful world of chocolate liquor based drinks.

2. Spock jr isn't fine with Spock!Prime, but he personally can't wait to go back in time and make a living hell of another counterpart's life.

3. Spock isn't that perfect as everybody thinks. Once Nyota tried to help him with his laundry and they broke up within a week. (his quarters are more like hobo liar than anything else).

4. Spock's hair don't get mused in his sleep or during sex. They are like wires and always go back to original cut. ALWAYS.

[kianspo]

HAHAHA! #3 need to happen!!!

[leandralocke]

re #5: “So you and the devil himself, huh? Can't say I saw that one coming.” :D

but LOL at all of these. I think I especially liked 2 and 10. :D

Okay, lemme try...

11. Kirk saying "You know, I'm sick of being the captain. I'll take a holiday."
12. Scotty, if he appears, doesn't mention whisky.
13. Chekov, if he appears, doesn't claim something was 'inwented in Russia'.
14. Kirk totally sucks in bed... and not in the good sense.

[kianspo]

Hahaha, excellent additions! XD

[melooza]

Spock!Prime Tells Nu Spock to leave Star Fleet and help rebuild New Vulcan?

All the other ones I thought of were *really* cracky lol ex:

Spock shows up to his sift dresses as Lady GaGa... lol

[kianspo]

LOL! So true! :D

Don't restrain yourself, bb! ;)

[antesqueluz]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5747017/1/Vulcan_Face
GaGa!Spock of sorts. Good for a laugh...

[kianspo]

I'll have to check it out... ;)