Paid a visit

[kianmitchum]

Patience is a virtue and that is probably why I possess so little of it. While sitting in the doctor’s waiting room you have the choice of reading out of date magazines or watching the corner television that’s usually tuned into ESPN news or Barney. Rather than watch the latest scores scroll by or hear about Michael Vick and his illegal dog

Comments

[polly_walker]

haha lucky he used a finger and not a large penis. That would have been worth 120 dollars.

[kianmitchum]

You get what you pay for and apparently his penis would have been more. He has a degree after all.

[polly_walker]

At least he didn't try to poke you in the eye with it.

[kianmitchum]

That's what that light thingie is for. What do they call those?

[sienna_g]

It's not often you can read a post whilst sipping morning coffee that includes waits times, masturbation, pot smoking, failing piss tests and fingers up the bum.

That's really a quote for all to remember.

[kianmitchum]

That's your way of saying you enjoyed it isn't it Sienna?

haha indeed.

[sienna_g]

I wouldn't have commented if I didn't, Kian. Unless it was to be appalled, but really now, I'm not that good of an actress. ;)

[kianmitchum]

You could have said you spit your starbucks all over the screen in raucous laughter.

[gerardway]

Depending on the music, it could have been screaming babies...

[kianmitchum]

I've heard of the screaming trees but this is a new one. ;)

[gerardway]

Have you ever heard Paris Hilton sing? I mean, really Kian.

[kianmitchum]

I try to avoid her when I can. That is when I can.... I still run into her occasionally. If she ever sang to me I'm sure my ears would bleed.

[mischabarton]

i don't know how i'm expected to write anything remotely interesting when i post today after reading that. i don't have any good pot/mastrubation/doctor's office stories. i once gave the doctor a bloody nose when he was examining my broken ankle and he moved it in such a way that i knee'd him in the face. that's how i roll. forget subtle flirting with the nurse. i just like to injure the people that try and help me.

[kianmitchum]

Sounds like he deserved it anyway. I'd be the same way if I was in pain and not just suffering from a cold and a clogged sinus.

[mischabarton]

He did deserve it. Needless to say, I didn't get a lollipop after that visit.

[kianmitchum]

What a stingy fucker, I would have demanded it.

[kelly_whu]

Great quote.

I know when I go to the doctors office it seems like the View is always on. That show drives me insane. I've brought my iPod before too, I usually catch up on my favorite tv shows times like that.

[kianmitchum]

Polly is fantastic.

Yeah I never get such luck, I might actually watch the View.

[kelly_whu]

She really is, if only all suggested adds were so good.

Oh those women make me crazy, always talking over whatever guests they do have. I just hope that isn't my fate. You know when I get (even) older an uncastable, I'd be horrible a horrible host.

[kianmitchum]

I always have a hard time suggesting people because I'm really picky myself.

It just makes you laugh though, because their really ignorant most of the time and rude as well. I don't think I'd be a very good host either but I'd at least offer them a beer.