"This is what Torchwood does. It ruins your life."
Truer words were never spoken. Except for maybe these ones:
"People want laughter, when they see a show
The last thing they're after's a litany of woe.
A happy ending will pep up your play.
Oedipus won't bomb, if he winds up with mom!
Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gaaaaay."
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Intro and Disclaimer )