And yey, Raina did vanish for ages and ages hence, to never be seen until nary a year had passed. The good gospel did become dusty and disused, all the fangirls had moved on to busier and brighter, and not quite so strict, things. Raina was left all alone, and she wept when she came to the realization that it was so ( Read more... )

And lo on the one hundredth and seventh day, there the great Prophet, Axel, did find on his doorstop a woman of most glorious beauty. The fans that beheld and were unenlightened did then praise the woman for being worthy of our great prophet ( Read more... )

A Reading from the Book of Roxans ( Read more... )

And yea, the fans did then gather at the feet of the great prophet, at great chance of being kicked in the head-- or worse. Despite this, they sat and pleaded, "Tell us a story, o great prophet ( Read more... )

The plea of one so bold as to leave himself nameless did then reach the moddess, Raina, and she shook her head pityingly. "I have no fucking clue what to say," she did then dost whine to her muses. Mickey frowned and did then send a plague upon the community that would only be relieved once anyone was so bold to post ( Read more... )

And the prophet Raina came unto the huddled denizens of Kingdom Fandom, and they did greet her with much joyfulness for she promised to be the voice of sanity in the chaos of the world surrounding them. And the prophet did speak unto them the wise words of Moderatorship and of the Great Rules that were set not to hinder, but to help the denizens of ( Read more... )

Unto apostle Raina, who was then known as Raina-chan, the Lord Mickey doth appeared and commanded, "Go, and spread the word that I am not just a mouse, but thy life or death." Raina did then drop her playstation controller and log online where she proceeded to find a gathering, and thus Mickey's word did doth reach the fandom ( Read more... )