My first fandumb induced headache, oh joy

[at_splicken]

Long time lurker, first time poster, but oh God.
Oh God, youse guys.
I think I've found the mother of all badfic. D:
Thirteen chapters of the worst character rape I have yet to see perpetrated against Luxord and Lexaeus (maybe I just haven't read enough badfic, but if it gets worse than this, I don't want to know).

Comments

[kitty_nakoji]

...brb, weeping at the character rape of my favorite character. ;A; I just... all those things listed just... ffffffff internet. Why. Why.

Also, it's sad that I saw your icon and thought I posted something without realizing it.

[tunasaladsonnet]

As an icon stalker, I was almost sure it was you too.

[lostscore]

This author has clearly been reading another very popular target of fan hated. Seriously, some of the ideas sound very close to what was ranted about before.

Also, I guess this is just a personal irk, but I personally dislike it when fanauthors shorten the names of the Organization in a cutesy fashion Like 'Xally' or 'Xem' or 'Luxy' or what have you.

Somewhere in a 358/2 rundown, someone did mention that Xigbar has some nicknames for his fellow members, which makes me curious...but I doubt they're cutesy.

[ashura_sama]

Roxas is "kitten" and Xion is "Puu-chan" (no idea what that's supposed to mean). And at one point I saw Demyx wondering whether Xigbar would one day give him a nickname.

[yui_hime]

I read about half of it and then my soul broke. Where's the duct tape?

[trilies]

I feel very bad about enjoying your pain, Amber, but this rant was fun to read. Or maybe I'm just desensitized because you've ranted about this before to me. >>; Ah ha?

Wait, what, zoo committee, did I miss something? You definitely didn't rant about that, but then again, I don't want to know. D:

Also, what's this about a firstborn, I don't remember that.

[tunasaladsonnet]

Off topic: but do I have permission from you and Miss Amber to somehow restore balance to the Lexaeus-and-Luxord-interaction-y ways? It'd probably be gen and short but they are two of my three favourite characters and I don't think I'll be happy until I've written them talking.

Also, seeing as I've been in a Xaldin mood for the past several days: Xaldin never blushes. Never. EVER.

Xaldin will shave his sideburns before he blushes.

[trilies]

Oh, you'd be traumatized to hear what happened in one of our roleplays, then. Another RPer was playing as Xaldin, and they made him cry. I can't even remember WHY, but it was completely ridiculous and I kind of just shuddered when I read their post. XD I try very very hard to forget it, but I guess you just can't forget that kind of stuff that easily. Shame.

But back on-topic to your off-topic: I, for one, vote hell yes. Lexaeus and Luxord gen would just be fantastic, I really should write something along those lines myself, when I stop being lazy and procrastinating.

[tunasaladsonnet]

I think I'm going to start writing that three-part Xigbar&Xaldin adventure fic right now, then. Xaldin as the main character, baby. I will show you just how far you have to bend to make Xaldin break, fangirl. I will show you.

^^ I'll add it to my to-do list!

[kitsuneasika]

I'm kinda scared to read it. Scratch that, REALLY scared.