Marluxia and Zexion rant thingymajig

[pervertparadox]

[[Okay, this ones something that's been bothering me for a while. Stab me if I start failing to make sense, it's 40 degrees Celsius and I don't have so much as a fan.]]

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[rainbowlasers]

Subtlety.

[pervertparadox]

fixed.

[dorked]

THIS.

Gosh, I hate when Zexion is played out to be super duper obvious in his schemes. o.o He's clever, and knows how to manipulate others without making it a "HAHA I AM USING YOU 8D" deal. Also, a lot of times people write him as if he's after REVENGE!!! in the case of Riku, Axel, and the Replica. ...er, I'd understand him 'disliking' them (though he is a nobody), but his whole non-life wouldn't focus around them. This isn't to say that he wouldn't involve them in any sort of scheming at all, but they wouldn't be the -only- thing he'd bother with.

Zex =/= revenge bent, methinks.

[inxblot]

¨Maybe has potential on Zexion's end but not so much on Marluxia's -if Marluxia were to attack Zexion like that he would quite probably be answering to Lexaeus very shortly afterward¨

I remember a fic where exactly that happens.

[at_splicken]

It...exists? :O
Most fic I've seen where Marluxia is a crazy rapist bent on plundering Zexion for no real gain don't include Lexaeus. It's like he doesn't exist in that sector of fandumb.
But you may have just restored some of my faith in humanity. :O

[pervertparadox]

Let me guess, TPBoD?

[clownhauler]

I perfer Vexen to be a little bit old. He just seems... I dunno... a little bit more wise about stuff.

And not because I have a little thing about older men *coughDILFcough* really.

On the rest of the rant, WORD.

-- E.

[pervertparadox]

I generally pin him in his early forties, and very much want to hit the person who complained at me that canon!Xigbar is only twenty something.

You are not in the least bit alone here. *wonders briefly what will happen when she suggests Zexion is almost 30 on the pit*