Can I shoot it now?
So a couple of days ago, I was actively wading through the Pit to see if any potential spork material had been updated, or for lulz--either would've been good. While skimming through one particular kernal of WTF-ery, I would soon come to the conclusion that Organization!Sues in general tend to reek of the highest brand of fail.
The sad thing is, this fic MIGHT have had potential, since the spelling and grammar weren't what made me headdesk myself into oblivion. Instead, it's these particular crimes of Sue-ism that have forced me to revert to the ever-popular letter format:
Dear Suethor (who is clearly in a torrid affair with both her thesaurus and the first letter of Roy G Biv),
First off, the Organization probably has better things to do than go grocery shopping. If you had spent as much time as you did finding synonyms for the color red to use for every chapter title, you could've easily spent the same amount of time figuring out how your little darling would be found by Saïx and inevitably taken in by everyone's favorite black-coated miscreants.
Second off, it seems that she's got a bit of a Lola Bunny complex where she has to either one-up or beat the crap out of whoever calls her "cute" I know it was actually "doll" that irked Lola, but it's the same situation, really This only riled a face-palm from me, until sue decided that in a fit of "cute"-induced rage, would not only throw Demyx into the wall, but Xaldin out a window.
Wait, you're trying to get me to believe that because Sue was complimented her on her appearance, something which almost all of her kind LOVE, I'm almost tempted to dissect this one She was able to defenestrate the Whirlwind Lancer as if he weighed nothing!?
Yeah, that's not happening. If anything, it would most certainly be the other way around.
Oh, and how the hell does one control a COLOR? Sure, PIGMENT maybe, but just the color red? Not buying it, no matter how amused I might've been when you, oh, excuse me, your SUE, turned Axel's hair white.
Laughing hysterically at your sooper-strong and super naked stupid Sue with a man's name,
Ten.
I'm so tempted to spork it....I'll give her credit for mentioning pigment, but my natural reaction to a statement like "I kinda control the color red" is LULZ.
The sad thing is, this fic MIGHT have had potential, since the spelling and grammar weren't what made me headdesk myself into oblivion. Instead, it's these particular crimes of Sue-ism that have forced me to revert to the ever-popular letter format:
Dear Suethor (who is clearly in a torrid affair with both her thesaurus and the first letter of Roy G Biv),
First off, the Organization probably has better things to do than go grocery shopping. If you had spent as much time as you did finding synonyms for the color red to use for every chapter title, you could've easily spent the same amount of time figuring out how your little darling would be found by Saïx and inevitably taken in by everyone's favorite black-coated miscreants.
Second off, it seems that she's got a bit of a Lola Bunny complex where she has to either one-up or beat the crap out of whoever calls her "cute" I know it was actually "doll" that irked Lola, but it's the same situation, really This only riled a face-palm from me, until sue decided that in a fit of "cute"-induced rage, would not only throw Demyx into the wall, but Xaldin out a window.
Wait, you're trying to get me to believe that because Sue was complimented her on her appearance, something which almost all of her kind LOVE, I'm almost tempted to dissect this one She was able to defenestrate the Whirlwind Lancer as if he weighed nothing!?
Yeah, that's not happening. If anything, it would most certainly be the other way around.
Oh, and how the hell does one control a COLOR? Sure, PIGMENT maybe, but just the color red? Not buying it, no matter how amused I might've been when you, oh, excuse me, your SUE, turned Axel's hair white.
Laughing hysterically at your sooper-strong and super naked stupid Sue with a man's name,
Ten.
I'm so tempted to spork it....I'll give her credit for mentioning pigment, but my natural reaction to a statement like "I kinda control the color red" is LULZ.