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[rainbowlasers]

So. Guys. Remember when we said keyblade + sex =/= the fun unless Sora has acquired the Dildo Keychain?

GUESS WHAT.

THE STRUGGLE BATS especially when called "mallets" AREN'T GOOD SEX TOYS EITHER. :Db

And I will repeat it again. IF YOU SAY ROXY ONE MORE TIME. I WILL KILL SOMEONE.

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[asdhjfbciwu3487]

Struggle bats as sex toys? That's just... painful beyond belief.

"Roxy" makes me want to Riverdance on a pile of newborns while wearing metal cleats.

[rainbowlasers]

I wouldn't mind if it was once in a while, but it's always Roxy. Sometimes Rox. What, did they forget his name? X3

[asdhjfbciwu3487]

Rox is at least a bit more plausible because it's a shortening of his name. Roxy is just unforgivable, unless it's Roxas' crazy aunt who comes to visit every Thanksgiving and pinches his cheeks and calls him Roxy-poo or something. Otherwise, NO. It's Roxas. It's not that difficult, it's only five letters!

[rainbowlasers]

Rox I don't mind as much so long as it's used sparsely. 8D;

[rainbowlasers]

I 'unno, I'm stuck on the image of Sora batting away hordes of heartless with. A giant dildo.

I think Roxas does not like being compared to an elephant. u_u

I hope so. I wanna choke a bitch.

[rainbowlasers]

"COCKBLOCK! COCKBLOCK!"

[taistoi]

But... the struggle bats ARE giant dildos... that Seifer and Roxas like to hit each other with... and it makes multicolored balls fly out...

Okay, stopping now before I get bricked. I would never want one of those actually shoved up anywhere.

[rainbowlasers]

Sure, they look like giant dildos! But I draw the line when hits the point where Seifer ties Roxas up, bends him over, takes the struggle bat and pushes it in him without so much as a warning. Really, is it that much to ask nowadays, just a "Sorry, Roxas, I'm going to shove this giant bat of blue plush with a wood/plastic center up your ass without any penetration for the hell of it, you might want to scream a little"!

[asdhjfbciwu3487]

...

*sobs*

I assume Roxas was rushed to the hospital immediately, right?

[rainbowlasers]

I dunno, I stopped reading. I'm guessing it was a no, though.

[__fantine]

I can picture Axel calling Roxas "Roxy" to drive him up the wall and just to be an ass. But otherwise, people who call him "Roxy" are getting two gigantic Keyblades shoved down their throat.
I won't ask for a link to the struggle bat thing, I won't, I won't, I...
Effing morbid curiosity. Link?

[rainbowlasers]

Well, to drive him up the wall, sure, but most of the time, it's used in fanfic completely seriously and Roxas doesn't mind at all. :(

http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600081115 I'm not even giving you the shiny version of linking. It's that bad.

[rainbowlasers]

I don't even know why I went there. I'm just that much on a masochistic streak.

... It just sort of. Did. Seifer and Roxas were fighting, and then Seifer tied Roxas up, bent him over and well.

Yeah.

[eleventh_end]

The sad thing is, this is how the author got the idea:

((poor Roxas...this came to me when i was lting in bed...i forget what i was thinking about...anyway! R'n R pleas!))

EXCUSE ME, BUT EXACTLY WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THAT BED? :(

[rainbowlasers]

"Hmmmm, my bed pole! HMMMM!"

[eleventh_end]

"I do wonder how that would feel being SHOVED INSIDE OF ME AGAINST MY WILL! Curioser and curiouser...!"

[rainbowlasers]

I have bed poles, you know. I'll never be able to sleep tonight. D: D: D: I will fear the sudden buttsecks.