So...like, I pretend to be a dom*. I mean, I tell wimins that, to get them to take their pants off and get me drinks and my fiffies 'n shit. Really all I care about is getting off. (And getting my partner off, though that suits the image I'm trying to portray less well.) Otherwise, you can call me a teletubby for all I care
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*runs off giggling*
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I love to read your entries. This paragraph made me laugh out loud. It is a good thing I wasn't drinking something our my laptop would have taken a shower. Protocol is fine at certain functions, but damn if I'm going to instill bad writing habits in order to to feel more dominant, that is just bullshit insecure posturing.
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My "worst example of this EVER" is a person I know who signs herself, "nName". I think that means she's a switch. Also, it makes me think that she stutters with her fingers.
I asked Dan about this when we were first dating, if he ever wanted me to use slashy speak. He gave me that Dom Look (tm), and said, "I want you to use PROPER ENGLISH." Yet another reason I adore him.
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