[Private to Leigh Martinez, after a few drinks]

Hey Martinez, got a funny story for you - and boy, are you going to laughRight before we hit this desolate communication wasteland, I received an e-mail on my Billberry from Stone back in America. The little porn hound is consoling himself over his lost passport the only way he knows how, and ( Read more... )

[** Lindsey showed up late to the Acquisitions meetings, and Samantha even later, though he didn't give her a hard time about it. He proceeded to settle everyone down at the bar and deliver a speech about solidarity in Acquisitions, and how they must present themselves as a unified, solid team, especially with one member missing. Despite all the ( Read more... )

[Private to Department Heads]

Any of you heard anything on what the Veeps are meeting about?

It sets my hackles up, and my bad feelings are rarely off.

[/Private]

[almost immediately after Jude's post, the passengers on Bus Two are treated to a rousing rendition of 'There Is Nothing Like A Dame' from South Pacific from Lindsey Khan, which involved him moving up and down the aisles, alternately serenading Brenda and Jude, and at one point playing Naoki's head like a bongo drum]THANK YOU, THANK YOU! Throw ( Read more... )

Whoa there, Matsuda - you going to at least buy that nice lady a drink first?

Try and keep it in your pants while you're on Vance's time, will you? You're representing the company on this flight, you realize.

How's my team doing back there in business class? Everyone hanging in there? Holding it together? No crying babies or snoring fat people? And if anyone spots a terrorist, you be a goddamn American and say something about it before they put us all down in flames.

[Matthew]Hey Atherson, word on the grapevine is you got sat next to some politico ( Read more... )

( Some people are destined for greatness. Other people aren't me. )