Comments | keystricken: a relevant and highly interesting bulletin

keystricken

a relevant and highly interesting bulletin

Dec 09, 2007 22:24

I am running out of chickens to sacrifice.

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cos December 10 2007, 05:50:51 UTC

You need a rita.

keystricken December 10 2007, 06:42:41 UTC

I used to know a guy who suspended a rubber chicken from the ceiling of his server room. Said it kept them from crashing.

chickens are multipurpose keystricken December 10 2007, 06:49:50 UTC

And my friend and former housemate faethverity once placed a sign that read 'SACRIFICE A CHICKEN' on top of our toilet when even our well-honed plunger skills couldn't fix it.

xenogram December 10 2007, 07:41:10 UTC

Hamsters perhaps?

keystricken December 10 2007, 08:17:56 UTC

Perhaps! Can you read their entrails too?

xenogram December 10 2007, 08:28:01 UTC

You can read the entrails of just about anything.

linettasky December 10 2007, 14:20:40 UTC

Time to move up to goats.

keystricken December 11 2007, 00:50:12 UTC

It's like a black magic arms race!

ms_nico_blue December 11 2007, 00:24:27 UTC

Virgins and cows have always worked for me.

keystricken December 11 2007, 00:49:00 UTC

At the same time, or on alternate Thursdays?

ms_nico_blue December 11 2007, 00:56:16 UTC

Alternating Tuesdays and Bank Holidays

keystricken December 11 2007, 01:00:03 UTC

I like it.

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