I have now been ruined for all hockey games to come ( Read more... )

This post is brought to you by the word "Scrotal" and the number 7.

So, there is a symbol that most of us use every day but few of us ever think about. This symbol is the ( Read more... )

Am I the only person who really doesn't mind going to the dentist? I had an appointment yesterday, I went, I had my teeth cleaned, I chit-chatted a bit, I got a new toothbrush, and I left. No big deal. I didn't worry about it prior to going and I wasn't particularly relieved when I left. It never even occurred to me to mind the visit ( Read more... )

You know how LJ has this new school thing? Well, instead of doing our respective homework assignments, Brian and I were looking at people who were listed under our respective high schools and looking at their userinfo/journals to see if we knew any of them. Needless to say, our years of attendance did not overlap with the vast majority of those ( Read more... )

Thanks to the Mommy editing machine, I have now reduced the skills and experience portion of my provincial grant application from 115 lines to the maximum 86 lines. That means that I am done with my application.

Finally.

Now, to double check everything and submit it.

Maybe I will actually sleep tonight...

So Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing about Iraq, see, and he finishes by saying "... and three Brazilian soldiers were killed ( Read more... )

I don't know about you but for my high school yearbook photo I wore a robe that they stuck on me and held a rolled up piece of paper that was supposed to look like a diploma.

( This article proves, yet again, that there are always people who take things too far )

Imagine this scenario:

You are about to take a shower.

Another person has showered just before you are about to go in and you know that this person washes by directly rubbing the soap all over his or her body.

Just to make things more interesting, say that you always wash your face first.

So, what I want to know is which body part would ( Read more... )

Last night I watched the movie Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, which definitely had its moments of being quite amusing. One line in particular led to me having an idiotic but amusing thought. Well, at least I think that it's mildly amusing ( Read more... )