I'm going through the list of every journal I have ever created (even ones I never posted anything to, and just used to troll open threads) and posting something to them. Out of spite.
Because when I signed up for this site, they said they would never delete my content. And I'm holding them to that.
You are currently starring on a very special and extremely rapetastic penis biting episode of Law and Order: SVU, sobbing uncontrollably. ETA: oh, and you're on drugs too.