Grog is the SHIT!

Ever come up with a sentence you really like? I just did while writing a paleoecological analysis of some spiffy fossiliferous mudstone ( Read more... )

Kids who are bad at running Olmec's temple may be the most frustrating organisms on the planet. Stop standing there like an idiot waiting for instructions and go forward!

Yeesh.

Why is it that I always feel more in need of a vacation after I get back from a vacation than I did before I left? I hate the holidays.

11/23/05 12:01:39 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.

I had the pleasure of seeing this fine movie last night. By pleasure I mean screaming agony and by fine I mean not fine. This movie had the potential to be passable. Neat jets zipping around, Jessica Biel's ass, and a crazy AI. All this movie needed to do was parade these three things around and the movie would have been watchable. Some cool ( Read more... )

My computer has stopped making sounds. It was fine when I left my house this morning and now nothing at all. Silent as a mime. Anyone know anything that might cause this? Did this mornings playing of Between the Bars finally break the computer's spirit? It is not any of the following ( Read more... )

Starting a week or so ago, a player with the user name Cristobal Colon (player #1492) opened a store in KoL called Cristobal's Completely Clean Comfy Blankets. These items, which were dirt cheap and powerful (you healed 4 times as many hit points by resting) went like hotcakes. The description of the blankets:

Although it is a bit measly in size ( ( Read more... )

So I saw a movie called "Black Samurai," starring Jim Kelly yesterday. It may be the finest movie ever made. I submit, for your review, a list of some of the things that made this movie exceptional ( Read more... )

So I just got a 24 pack of Crayola crayons in the mail. No return address. I have no idea who they're from. Can anyone help solve the mystery?