No I have not been hijacked ( Read more... )

NOT so long ago, in the pre adolescent stage of life, my favorite cartoon was GI Joe. Any casual viewer could quickly tell who the bad guys were, because they always had the best toys, friends, and eye candy. The mandatory plot line consisted of the good guys, their melancholy pals, and their ginger girlfriends getting their asses handed to them ( Read more... )

Something unexpected was the number of spiders. They have become lazy due to the regenerative buffet of moths and ants. When they bother to spin a web at all, they have been small, sloppy, and low to the ground ( Read more... )

It's only been a year since I promised to return to LJ land, so I figure this would be a good time. Apologies for the birthday wishes I missed this year. A few might remember that I was in the latter stages of a divorce and custody battle. Here's the long version of what happened next ( Read more... )

Somebody on my friends list has already called in to report that I have dared to communicate with my friends. Now THERE'S something to talk about tomorrow! Stay tuned, cyberstalker, I've got alot more to show you.

-how high you bounce when you hit bottom ( Read more... )

My spouse has made clear her intention to use my involvement in the bdsm community as grounds to claim that I am unfit to serve as a parent, and she has stated her intention to claim that her own involvement was coerced and involuntary ( Read more... )

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You should call the Holiday Inn before your next meeting to confirm your reservation. We totally trashed the kitchen/lobby level tonight.

Sorry.

On the bright side, if President Bush's amnesty proposal for illegal immigrants ends up hurting Republicans and we lose Congress this November, maybe the Democrats will impeach him and we'll get Cheney as president ( Read more... )