10 reasons why dicks suck:
1.You've got a hole in your head.
2.Your master strangles you all the time.
3.You'r head isn't proportional to the rest of you'r body.
4.You shrink in cold water.
5.You never get a haircut.
6.You hang with two nuts.
7.You'r closet neighbors an asshole.
8.Your best friends a pussy.
9.You'r scalp gets cut off if you are jewish.hott
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