WHAT THE HELL IS NANCY PELOSI DOING IN DAMASCUS!?!

( I should have my own show on late-night FoxNews after this... )

Title of my new book:

Congress - An Aphorism in Practice:
"If you can't be part of the solution,
there is good money to be made in prolonging the problem."At this point, the only thing missing from our government is a separation clause. We (read: taxpayers) hire our federal and local legislators and members of the executive, right? Why do we have ( Read more... )

I saw this headline, and I just had to do a little mini-rant.

( Can celebs in rehab still be teen role models? )

"No Child Left Behind" = "All Children Held Back"

Apparently it isn't illegal to screw children if you're a politician.

To borrow from the words of Tycho and Gabe, these people are "batshit fucking loco ( Read more... )

Had an interesting discussion with my David Tennant-looking friend the other night. (I'm going to enjoy people trying to figure out who the hell I'm talking about.)

( Nihilism. )

Started reading ''Fight Club'' last night. I gotta say, after reading the "new" (this is the newest edition of the book) introduction, I received a much clearer insight into the character of the author, Chuck Palahniuk ( Read more... )

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I hope you can see this, Boston, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

Apparently, Inignot and Err have been declared terrorist calling cards ( Read more... )

Yay for alternative fuels ( Read more... )