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[kellyfixit]

oh my

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[strucktwelve]

stars? giddy aunt? lord? darling clementine?

C+

[kellyfixit]

balls of combustible gas with talkative relatives, superiors and dear fruits?

[off_the_hookah]

Lions tigers and bears.

[one_fry_short]

[kellyfixit]

i think you might need to go to bed, dear!

[one_fry_short]

[kellyfixit]

dear, dear, dear! i do so ever so terribly try to be! though i was not so right about that horrendous trip to the bathroom in the co-ed college back in the day but we shall not go in to such matters at this time!

[takingmemos]

[kellyfixit]

[Witten extremely carefully.]

Shush, you capital nazi.

[takingmemos]

capital form! pip pip

[kellyfixit]

capital punishment! too rah too rah (two rah?)

[xwhatbigteethx]

Don't tell me you've had a tipple, Kiddo?

Hell must be getting mighty cold round about now.

[kellyfixit]

shush, ezekiel raub, you may ask what a bar like me's doing in a girl like this; but i ask that you do not!

[xwhatbigteethx]

How about if I just ask which bar you're at?

[kellyfixit]

ezekiel raub, i am NOT that sort of girl! i am a girl of class! rather tipsy class, but class! which is why i am classily not informing you so you cannot classily attempt to remove my underthings so i can classily attempt to classily goodness i have no idea where this is going; but i do believe i need to find louise and procure another pina colada before a girl as classy as me knows when it is time to head home to bed!

[gingeredwitch]

Good Lord.

[kellyfixit]

oh dear!

[gingeredwitch]

Indeed.

[kellyfixit]

quite indubitably! i swear on my dear grandfather's dead body i shall not let this affect my ability to come into work promptly at seven thirty! no worries! i shall be there fair and square! fair and round, even! but not so round that i would look walrus like as one cannot be such a thing when working with models, i do think! goodness! yes! very much s

i shall be at work promptly on the spit spot button at oh seven hundred!